How To STop Chelsea
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from : mirror.co.uk
5 January 2006
FERGIE: WE NEED CHELSEA TO CATCH MALARIA
David McDonnell
SIR ALEX FERGUSON last night claimed the only way Manchester United can catch runaway Premiership leaders Chelsea is if Jose Mourinho's side are struck down by malaria.
United trail Chelsea by a whopping 13 points after their goalless draw with Arsenal and Fergie joked that only a plague descending on Stamford Bridge could change the outcome of the title race.
"You never know, malaria might hit the camp," said Fergie. "We've got to hope something like that happens."
Although Fergie's tongue was firmly in his cheek with that quip, he was serious in his subsequent admission that it could be another two or three years before United can match Chelsea.
By that time Fergie is unlikely to still be in charge at Old Trafford, which means the United boss must face up to the fact he may never add to his impressive haul of eight Premiership crowns.
"We hope to get to Chelsea's level eventually because we have a young team and we will get better," said Fergie in the aftermath of Tuesday's draw with Arsene Wenger's side, who are a massive 24 points adrift. -
with guns and tanks???
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lucky he never mention airplane disaster..
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they are really desperate.
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Looks like no one is going to dispute that :
CHELSEA CANNOT BE STOPPED THIS SEASON FROM WINNING THE EPL. -
get the russian government to check if RA is not paying his taxes..
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I would say Unstoppable!!!!!!!!
The bigger teams just gotta buck up and stop dropping points against lesser opponents....
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the leaders from the EPL, Spanish and Italy League seem to be doing quite well this season. All going through quite lengthy winning streaks.Originally posted by eemtij:Looks like no one is going to dispute that :
CHELSEA CANNOT BE STOPPED THIS SEASON FROM WINNING THE EPL. -
he is now a british citizen.Originally posted by Pitot:get the russian government to check if RA is not paying his taxes.. -
Originally posted by dragg:he is now a british citizen.
ok. -
simple.. go attack Chelsea
you cannot win through defending and being afraid... every team that goes out to win, goes out to attack...
without the "i am here to beat the other team" attitude, the team has lost..
never say die..
worked for LFC -
Arsenal - They just started to rebuild the team cos Vierra left. Won't be a force this season. Next season maybe. More likely 2007/2008.
ManU - Great team but dropping unnecessary points. Depends too much on Rooney and RVN. Hopefully they solve their goalkeeper problem with Van Der Sar. Next year may have a go at Chelsea.
Liverpool - Most serious challanger this year. But lousy start to the season. The next few games will tell if they have it.
Spurs - Not consistent enough. Martin Jol must bring in a couple more players to enhance this team. Otherwise would be good enough for top 5 only.
Other teams to watch but may not challenge seriously yet : Bolton, Portsmouth (new investor), Wigan (surprise team)
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Arsenal is in transition.. whether they can get out of this stage is something to watch out for... by the time the young fellas like van Persie and Fabregas become vets, the old guard like Henry and Pires would be past their peak..
MUFC.. i think they've lost the plot.. great individuals, but not producing what they can.. their defense is leaky as all heck..
LFC.. give them time.. and a few more great players, they'll beat anyone.. they have shown they have the steel to do it, but consistency (even when they are unbeaten for so long) is lacking..
Spurs.. i suspect a flash in the pan.. they don't have the depth...
Bolton: see Spurs..
Portsmouth: not glamourous enough a name.. names must slowly be built.. they just don't have the pedigree yet..
Wigan: the Carling Cup game said it all.. their fanbase could not keep going to the games and the semi-final was played to a half-empty stadium even when the fans wanted to go.. they may lack the funds to pursue such lofty heights.. for the moment..
i like the underdog... somewhere in there, partial to Man City now because they have a manager who is so damned honest-to-goodness human, you can't help but like them!
and he's given that team steel..
who knows? they may be the ones to humble Chelsea?Originally posted by eemtij:Arsenal - They just started to rebuild the team cos Vierra left. Won't be a force this season. Next season maybe. More likely 2007/2008.
ManU - Great team but dropping unnecessary points. Depends too much on Rooney and RVN. Hopefully they solve their goalkeeper problem with Van Der Sar. Next year may have a go at Chelsea.
Liverpool - Most serious challanger this year. But lousy start to the season. The next few games will tell if they have it.
Spurs - Not consistent enough. Martin Jol must bring in a couple more players to enhance this team. Otherwise would be good enough for top 5 only.
Other teams to watch but may not challenge seriously yet : Bolton, Portsmouth (new investor), Wigan (surprise team)
My 2 cents worth. -
Revealed : How To Stop Chelsea........
Step 1 : Engage the services of a super model or equivalent and a thug or equivalent.
Step 2 : Throw a party.
Step 3 : Invite 1 or 2 Chelsea players.
Step 4 : Get super model to talk to Chelsea player(s).
Step 5 : Get thug to act as model's boyfriend.
Step 6 : Get thug to beat up Chelsea player senseless.
Step 7 : Repeat Steps 1 to 7 again and again until all Chelsea players are involved.
*** Note : Make sure that party falls on a Chelsea's day off. -
Poor Joe Cole ... target No.1 ... -
will he play today??Originally posted by miss_soojung:
Poor Joe Cole ... target No.1 ... -
Sunderland is going to "crush Chavski"
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Should be. Liverpool just won. "No way Jose" will he take chances with 2nd stringers.Originally posted by The man who was death:will he play today?? -
I guess as long as he can see the ball and where he's running with one good eye there shouldn't be anything stopping him, right?Originally posted by The man who was death:will he play today?? 
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chelsea will win comfortably.
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Well there's a chance laksa diarra might start and it's sunderland and it's SWP can u even consider that 2nd string??Originally posted by eemtij:Should be. Liverpool just won. "No way Jose" will he take chances with 2nd stringers. -
Chelsea got so many good players, I think even their 2nd choice team can beat mid table or bottom table team.
I think Lampard, Terry and J Cole should take MC liao
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Another way to stop Chelsea.....
Red Card players who celebrate. -
Tip to all other clubs ... in planning perimeter fencing, ensure fencing is as low as advertising boards so happy players like Robben forget, fly right across the fencing and into the arms of the eagerly awaiting Chelsea supportersOriginally posted by eemtij:Another way to stop Chelsea.....
Red Card players who celebrate. -
just open ur mouth and tell the chalsea....