NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
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(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she
says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at
all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F- - - YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology.
* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they
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How true.
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oh fuck
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fifi sent this to me one
i think she hinting something
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She is telling u to "go ahead" ?
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u forget to add 1 - I dun know how
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go ahead and rape her??
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Its a dare.
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Originally posted by seyKai:
u forget to add 1 - I dun know how
the woman expect the man to do or fix the problem she is having is which the educated woman claims she "dont know how" without lifting a single finger to help u because she doesnt want to scratch her manicure fingernails...
e.g. handyman for repair works in house or car. -
More words
Do you love me? - I want to buy something expensiveDo you really really love me? - I want to buy something really really expensive
Nevermind - you gonna get it when we reach home
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bookmark for future reference ...
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say until women so scary =/
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Originally posted by fairlady_xoxo:
say until women so scary =/
are you scary ?
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SOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!!!
i just got a female friend which fits totally inside..
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wah lao...must also add on words like "ok loh, hao loh, good loh" usually means the opposite.
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thanks.
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why fifi say thanks?
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YOU'RE WELCOME!
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nothing
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fifi is quietly madly in love with u tt's why
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thats why nothing means the calm before the storm??