Keep away from 5 Star Hotels

• whereismyrib

  19 Nov 05, 04:47

  Keep away from 5 Star Hotels
  
  Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice,
  Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
  Answer: "tea please"
  
  Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey
  bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
  Answer : "Ceylon tea "
  
  Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
  Answer: "white"
  
  Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
  Answer: "With milk "
  
  Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
  Answer: "With cow milk please.
  
  Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner
  cow?"
  Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
  
  Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or
  honey?"
  Answer: "With sugar"
  
  Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
  Answer: "Cane sugar "
  
  Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
  Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of
  water instead."
  
  Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
  Answer: "Mineral water"
  
  Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
  Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst !!!
  
• Zephris™

  28 Nov 05, 03:49

  LOL
• Depressed...*sigh*

  28 Nov 05, 03:53

  Heard before but still funny
• boy in blues

  28 Nov 05, 04:17

  just gimme the dam menu