Heres a short one for all.
John's father was called to school one day. When he reached the school, he found out that john got into a fight with his classmate.
Trying his best to educate john, he said : "Son, a gentleman gives and takes, why did you fight with your classmate?"
John said enthusiastically: " I always remember what you told me dad, so i gave him a punch on his face and took all his money!"
