Vending Machine
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A blonde walks up to a vending machine and puts in some coins. Sure enough, out pops a can of soda. The blonde is amazed, and runs away to get some more coins.
She returns and starts feeding the vending machine full of more coins, and the machine keeps spitting out more cans of soda.
Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a
few minutes before stopping her, "Do you mind if I have a go?"
The blonde turns and shouts, "Heck no, can't you see I'm on a winning streak!"
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