A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says: "An English girl!" The woman kept quiet
and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks:
"So,honey,how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you"
"And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?"
"what I asked for.... the English girl?!"
"Oh, that? Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months
to see if it is a girl!!!"
