The Ultimate Thesis of Qian4Bian3 jokes
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A man was sitting in an aeroplane seat when he noticed his old
friend sitting behind him. The man immediately got up and greeted
this friend behind him. After that, the pilot made an announcement.
The man, realising that the pilot was also his friend, went to the
c ockpit to greet the pilot, who happened to have the same name as
his old friend. However, the man was taken away by the FBI and CIA
after he greeted the pilot. Why?
Ans: HI JACK!
Osama bin Ladin, W. George Bush, Saddam Hussein and Tony Blair were
playing mahjong. Who wins 1st?
Ans: Saddam, cuz he 'hu xian' (Chinese)
Someone accidentally dropped a dumpling onto the ground. Who will
pick up the dumpling?
Ans: Xiang Long Shi Ba Zang (Descending Dragon pick up Dumpling) -
How do prawns laugh?
Ans: Hei hei hei (prawn)
Which Chinese Emperor in history is bilnd?
Ans: Kang Xi (Can't see)
Which Chinese host dun hav centre parting?
Ans: Wu Zong Xian (Jacky Wu)
Why can't foxes (hu li) climb trees?
Ans: Because foxes are 'Jiao3 Hua2' -
Once upon a time there are 2 bros Da Ming and Xiao Ming. Xiao Ming grew up by drinking milk everyday. What does Da Ming drink, then?
Ans: Wine (Jiu3 Yang3 Da4 Ming2)
Among Xiao Hong, Xiao Bai, Xiao Hei, Xiao Lan, Xiao Huang, who cannot tahan roller-coasters?
Ans: Xiao Bai!! Cuz Xiao Bai Tu!! (little white rabbit) which also means xiao bai vomits -
all hear before liao
got new one onot -
LOL not bad.
btw for the question 'Which Chinese host dun hav centre parting?'
Jacky's surname should be Wu not Ng. -
u watch a lot of taiwan variety shows right? especially from kang kang.Originally posted by FireIce:all hear before liao
got new one onot -
not relliOriginally posted by Gordonator:u watch a lot of taiwan variety shows right? especially from kang kang.
i get them in my emails
and hear from my frens..... -
If you got new one, remember to share with us hor!Originally posted by FireIce:all hear before liao
got new one onot -
i know alot of these jokes got play during those taiwanese shows..
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You must be super fan of those taiwanese variety shows.Originally posted by stellazio:i know alot of these jokes got play during those taiwanese shows..
Share with us lo. -
i neber hear before leh...Originally posted by FireIce:all hear before liao
got new one onot
what are the answers?
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um..highlight the part after "Answer": its in white
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ahOriginally posted by angelfairy:um..highlight the part after "Answer": its in white
dumb dumb me...
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especially from kang kang.Originally posted by stellazio:i know alot of these jokes got play during those taiwanese shows.. -
I have corrected it.Originally posted by Gordonator:LOL not bad.
btw for the question 'Which Chinese host dun hav centre parting?'
Jacky's surname should be Wu not Ng. -
Q.One day there's this really old horse walking along a road. Suddenly, he stopped. Why?
A: He just realised he is a toy horse. -
I never know the horse can walk.Originally posted by heavenscloud:Q.One day there's this really old horse walking along a road. Suddenly, he stopped. Why?
A: He just realised he is a toy horse. Actually what is the correct term to use huh? I forget liao. -
An ant knocks the door of a HDB flat. House owner opens the door. "I want a place to stay", said the ant . "I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost", said the owner. Ant went inside and occupied that vacant room. After some days, the ant brought in another ant and requested the owner "Can you please allow this ant to stay along with me". "Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent" said the owner. After some days the ant brought one more ant and requested the owner to allow that ant to stay with it. Owner agreed to it without asking for any rent. This continued i.e ant brings in one more ant and owner agrees for it. On one fine day, the ant brought in tenth ant and requested the owner to allow that tenth ant also to stay with it. The owner said "Ok, you all can stay here but you need to pay rent". Now the question is Why did the owner ask for rent when the tenth ant came in?
Ans: Because they are now Tenants (Ten ants) -
tenantsOriginally posted by whereismyrib:An ant knocks the door of a HDB flat. House owner opens the door. "I want a place to stay", said the ant . "I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost", said the owner. Ant went inside and occupied that vacant room. After some days, the ant brought in another ant and requested the owner "Can you please allow this ant to stay along with me". "Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent" said the owner. After some days the ant brought one more ant and requested the owner to allow that ant to stay with it. Owner agreed to it without asking for any rent. This continued i.e ant brings in one more ant and owner agrees for it. On one fine day, the ant brought in tenth ant and requested the owner to allow that tenth ant also to stay with it. The owner said "Ok, you all can stay here but you need to pay rent". Now the question is Why did the owner ask for rent when the tenth ant came in?
Ans: (will be given later) does anyone know the answer?
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How do u know which of the 8 tentacles of an Octopus are it's hands and which are it's legs?
Ans:
Knock the octopus on its head, the tectacles that rasies to massage its head are its hands. -
You are right.Originally posted by kenshin_himura:tenants I guess you have heard before ba.
Since you are the only contestant, I shall put up the answer now. -
lol never hear be4 leh.. just came to my mind 10 ants = tenantsOriginally posted by whereismyrib:You are right. I guess you have heard before ba.
Since you are the only contestant, I shall put up the answer now. -
*Thumb up*Originally posted by kenshin_himura:lol never hear be4 leh.. just came to my mind 10 ants = tenants -
Why is fish cunning ?
Ans: cos yu pian mi fen (fish lie to bee hoon) actual :fish beehoon
Why Zhou Jie Lun Cross the Street Kana fine by police?
Ans: Cos Jay Walking actual :english name is Jay Chow
How does a fish laugh?
Ans: HE HE HE
Which animal should you look for if you're unable to open a bottle cap?
Ans: peac ock, cos kong que kai ping (peac ock open bottle)
Why baby don't need to brush teeth?
Ans: cos bei bi wu chi (baby no teeth) actual :despicable -
LOL! the above ones are funny, especially the jay chou one.