The Ultimate Thesis of Qian4Bian3 jokes

• kenn3th

  2 Jul 07, 15:11

  Q: Why was the blonde confused when asked to calutate 10 + 7 on the calulator?
  A: She couldn't find the 10 button.
  
  Q: Why did the Blonde cry when she got her driver licence?
  A: She got and 'F' in sex
  
• eagle

  6 Jul 07, 22:37

  
  Remind me of 2 old jokes:
  
  Q: How did you get a one-armed blonde off the swing?
  A: Wave to her
  
  Q: Why did the blonde stare so hard at the carton?
  A: Because it says orange Concentrate
  
• sand king

  16 Jul 07, 18:56

  Why did the Cyclops have to close down his school?
  Cus he had one pupil
• icyboiz

  16 Jul 07, 21:23

  Originally posted by sand king:

  Why did the Cyclops have to close down his school?
  Cus he had one pupil

  dun understand leh
• eagle

  18 Jul 07, 02:52

  Originally posted by icyboiz:

  dun understand leh

  This is cyclops
  
  
• sand king

  27 Jul 07, 08:41

  A:Why when ten men use one umbrella and walk out on the streets that time all the ten men are not drenched....???
  foker
  Q:Cus it wasnt raining
• spycampers

  17 Sep 07, 15:41

  Originally posted by sand king:

  A:Why when ten men use one umbrella and walk out on the streets that time all the ten men are not drenched....???
  foker
  Q:Cus it wasnt raining

  not rainning?
• 2cansam

  23 Sep 07, 20:34

  where is the best place to masturb*te
  
  ans : The MasterBed room
• The return

  26 Sep 07, 20:29

  
  
  
• The return

  26 Sep 07, 20:32

  Originally posted by eagle:

  This is cyclops
  
  

  Which cartoon is it?
• shirurinu

  26 Sep 07, 21:17

  Black Cat and White Cat is crossing the zebra crossing. Black cat is walking infront of white cat. And halfway through, Black cat suddenly turn around and say something to white cat. What did he say?
• whereismyrib

  2 Oct 07, 11:48

  
• sLeEpWaLkErInG

  2 Oct 07, 12:01

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  

  QI SHANG BA XIA
• whereismyrib

  2 Oct 07, 23:50

  Originally posted by sLeEpWaLkErInG:

  QI SHANG BA XIA

  
  
  You are right!
• hisoka

  2 Oct 07, 23:52

  Originally posted by shirurinu:

  Black Cat and White Cat is crossing the zebra crossing. Black cat is walking infront of white cat. And halfway through, Black cat suddenly turn around and say something to white cat. What did he say?

  where are you?
• sand king

  3 Oct 07, 07:26

  Originally posted by shirurinu:

  Black Cat and White Cat is crossing the zebra crossing. Black cat is walking infront of white cat. And halfway through, Black cat suddenly turn around and say something to white cat. What did he say?

  meow
  
  There are only 10 kinds of people in this world, those who know binary and those who don't.
• wishboy

  10 Oct 07, 18:17

  Originally posted by shirurinu:

  Black Cat and White Cat is crossing the zebra crossing. Black cat is walking infront of white cat. And halfway through, Black cat suddenly turn around and say something to white cat. What did he say?

  i tot shld be...
  Black cat and white cat are crossing the road. Black cat walk in front of the white one. Halfway through the road, the white cat got knocked down by a car. Wad did the black cat say to the white cat when it saw him?
• shirurinu

  10 Oct 07, 18:56

  Originally posted by sand king:

  meow
  
  There are only 10 kinds of people in this world, those who know binary and those who don't.

  well done hahaha
• sand king

  12 Oct 07, 11:22

  Originally posted by shirurinu:

  well done hahaha

  thanks
• whereismyrib

  20 Oct 07, 21:28

  ba zhang drop on floor
• purpledragon84

  30 Oct 07, 02:18

  monk combing hair.. guess a country.
  
  Ans: scotland(shu ge lan)
• dragoncloud

  30 Oct 07, 18:45

  Originally posted by purpledragon84:

  monk combing hair.. guess a country.
  
  Ans: scotland(shu ge lan)

  LOLx is your name 'zhi long'?
• purpledragon84

  31 Oct 07, 21:02

  nope.. its a random nick..
  by ur definition i assume ur name is longyun.
• icyboiz

  3 Nov 07, 02:00

  LOL ! ok u two made me laugh ! zhi long and long yun, rofl
• richkid

  5 Nov 07, 03:17

  wahaha some of the jokes are really funny!! cool! & cheers to all the jokers!