The Ultimate Thesis of Qian4Bian3 jokes
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What does this mean:
Ground
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Ans: 6 Feet Underground
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/read/read/read/read/read/read/read/read/read
Ans:Read Between The Line
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Ecnalg
Ans:Glance Backwards
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What everyone pretends to hate but still wants to know?
Ans: Gossip -
thats 5Originally posted by sand king:What does this mean:
Ground
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Ans: 6 Feet Underground
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Originally posted by anhydrouscoppersulphate:thats 5
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Originally posted by anhydrouscoppersulphate:thats 5 i added one more
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Here is a joke for u guys out dere =p
nt sure hw funni or lame isit ... =\
here goes:
one day, dere was a bee enterin a particular house.
the bee did not notice it was a policeman house.
the bee stole some honey and the policeman happened to caught the bee red-handed before it flew away.
the policeman took out his gun, pointed at the bee and shouted to it: "FREEZE!!!"
GUESS WAD HPN TO THE BEE AFT TT???
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the bee drop to the floor? coz cannot flap e wings..so cannot fly lor..?
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ans: >>> "freeze"bee (frisbee)Originally posted by chaoticbusher:Here is a joke for u guys out dere =p
nt sure hw funni or lame isit ... =\
here goes:
one day, dere was a bee enterin a particular house.
the bee did not notice it was a policeman house.
the bee stole some honey and the policeman happened to caught the bee red-handed before it flew away.
the policeman took out his gun, pointed at the bee and shouted to it: "FREEZE!!!"
GUESS WAD HPN TO THE BEE AFT TT???
(answer will be given shortly) -
i got 1 qn, dunno whether got post before anot
Bread and Coffee, which one is noisier?
Ans: Bread
cos Breadtalk and Kopitiam -
nvm nv saw ur ans censored
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A bird was dancing on top of a tree when it saw a hunter approaching. It then put on a bullet-proof vest before continuing dancing. The hunter shot it but it still died. Why?
The bird was doing a striptease. -
Have you heard of the constipated joke?
no, why?
Because it hasnt come out yet.
Have you heard of the ocean joke?
no, why?
Because its too deep for you.
Have you heard of the butter joke?
no, why?
Because it hasnt spread.
Have you seen a joke?
Yes/No. Go look in the mirror. -
a cat, pig, dog is taking drugs when the police came..
guess who the police found the drugs on?
anspig, because zhu(1) cang(2) fen(3).. pig hide powder
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why did the chicken cross the road?
to get the newspaper on the other side...
don't get it?
I don't blame you
cos is the chicken tt is getting the newspaper, not you -
hey then wats mine?Originally posted by purpledragon84:nope.. its a random nick..
by ur definition i assume ur name is longyun. -
ooi that's my joke. I post it before already.Originally posted by wishboy:i got 1 qn, dunno whether got post before anot
Bread and Coffee, which one is noisier?
Ans: Bread
cos Breadtalk and Kopitiam
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WAH LAO, REALLY DAMN QIAN BIAN CAN
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Why nowadays the cats cannot catch mouse ?
ANS: Nowadays mouse smart, use helicopter.
The cat walk into the kitchen, see the fridge, already know got mouse inside, how he know? (The fridge not open, don't have mouse shit and the cat cant smel the rat cause it's inside the fridge.)
Ans: The cat saw the helicopter parked ontop the fridge -
A bit racist..sollie..
What do you get when you see My Chemical Romance (MCR) chasing after a bunch of indians?
ANS: Welcome To The Black Parade -
2 men were stuck on an island, then they were captured by the native local population.
The chief said, "You have 2 choices, buka-buka, or death."
The first guy said without hesitation, "I want buka-buka."
So the natives grabbed his penis and smashed it against a thick pole several times violently. After about 5 minutes, he was released.
The second guy, after witnessing what buka-buka was, said "I want death."and so he got buka-buka-ed to death.
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Originally posted by ^tamago^:
Q: who is the first to die is there's a fire in the mrt station??
A: indians, cos their announcement always last.
this is funny -
Originally posted by Spartans:
ooi that's my joke. I post it before already.
oh ps ar i nv see -
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l0l
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Here's one from me. If your forearm is "power", and you pull your arm towards you, with your other hand, what is it?
Ans: Solar (shou3 la1) power
Xi3 yi1, xi3 ku4 and xi3 wa4 go out to eat. Then they go home, and on the way, they see a pile of poop and take it home. Then xi3 yi1 and xi3 ku4 went out. When they came back, the poop was gone. Who ate the poop?
Ans: Xi3 wa4. (if you said that out loud, too bad, you just admitted that you ate poop. lol)