The Ultimate Thesis of Qian4Bian3 jokes

• xuanii

  26 Apr 08, 23:19

  Originally posted by albinoworm:

  Why nowadays the cats cannot catch mouse ?
  
  ANS: Nowadays mouse smart, use helicopter.
  
  The cat walk into the kitchen, see the fridge, already know got mouse inside, how he know? (The fridge not open, don't have mouse shit and the cat cant smel the rat cause it's inside the fridge.)
  
  Ans: The cat saw the helicopter parked ontop the fridge
  
  

  1. cos the mouse driving a harley davinson [not sure how to spell... sorri]  bike!!! =]

  2. cos the cat saw the bike park outside of the fridge~

   

• alleggerita

  26 Apr 08, 23:22

  Originally posted by xuanii:

  1. cos the mouse driving a harley davinson [not sure how to spell... sorri]  bike!!! =]

  2. cos the cat saw the bike park outside of the fridge~

   

  actually albinoworm gave the answer already..just highlight the reply and you'll see the answer. 

• Miss Tiny

  2 Jun 08, 16:02

  1. What do u call a bunch of banglas standing against a white wall?

  2. What do u call a bunch of banglas running a race?

• alleggerita

  3 Jun 08, 01:01

  Originally posted by Miss Tiny:

  1. What do u call a bunch of banglas standing against a white wall?

  2. What do u call a bunch of banglas running a race?

  1. Barcode

  2. Bangla(dash).

  

• Miss Tiny

  3 Jun 08, 10:31

  Originally posted by alleggerita:

  1. Barcode

  2. Bangla(dash).

  

  U are correct, but the second answer shld be 赛（sai) 跑

  

  The bangladash answer is when bangla run across the road.

• cyberr1981

  3 Jun 08, 23:07

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  How many Brothers does Aladdin have?
  
  Ans:
  
  
  
  

  Yi is not written like this. That is Ji.

• Dylan019

  23 Jun 08, 16:45

  hmmm let's seeeeee

• gonewith3wind

  2 Jul 08, 15:24

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  Why is fish cunning ?
  Ans: cos yu pian mi fen (fish lie to bee hoon) actual :fish beehoon
  
  
  
  Why Zhou Jie Lun Cross the Street Kana fine by police?
  Ans: Cos Jay Walking actual :english name is Jay Chow
  
  
  
  How does a fish laugh?
  Ans: HE HE HE
  
  
  
  Which animal should you look for if you're unable to open a bottle cap?
  Ans: peac ock, cos kong que kai ping (peac ock open bottle)
  
  
  
  Why baby don't need to brush teeth?
  Ans: cos bei bi wu chi (baby no teeth) actual :despicable

  LOL! I think the baby one is the cutest la

   

• SBS7484P

  21 Jul 08, 18:59

  cus baby no teeth? lol

• blahblackshit

  28 Jul 08, 11:25

  i got a funny one...

   

   

  zebra and rabbit r deeply in love so 1 day zebra propse to rabbit...  rabbit reply sae i will go back ask my mum...  rabbit mum heard that she wanna married zebra she protest! why???

   

  Ans:she sae that guys wif tattoo are bad !

• blahblackshit

  30 Jul 08, 15:46

  wah i tink i m the last one in tis topic... i  so so so late...zzz can anyone answer me? i m a lamer too...

• 93'guy

  3 Aug 08, 14:40

  bored =D

   

• carzygoul

  19 Aug 08, 20:49

  any more qian bian jokes?? i love it so much man.. pls post more..
• Dylan019

  30 Aug 08, 19:34

  lols so many jokes let's seeee

• sand king

  30 Aug 08, 19:48

  Originally posted by wishboy:

  i got 1 qn, dunno whether got post before anot
  
  Bread and Coffee, which one is noisier?
  
  Ans: Bread
  cos Breadtalk and Kopitiam

  bread talk, kopi-diam

• AEW5001

  9 Sep 08, 14:02

  lol maybe i ask wat monkey luv to eat?

  Ans not BANANA!

• WickedZord

  23 Sep 08, 13:47

  There is some thing in the middle of the earth, wat's do you call that?

   

  Xiao ming's Dad bought a new globe for Xiao ming and wanted to drill a hole through the globe but he failed. Why?

• AEW5001

  24 Sep 08, 11:06

  other than going to k, which place is good for singing?

  Ans: Plaza Sing (SINGAPURA)

• donex

  1 Oct 08, 23:16

  Originally posted by blahblackshit:

  i got a funny one...

   

   

  zebra and rabbit r deeply in love so 1 day zebra propse to rabbit...  rabbit reply sae i will go back ask my mum...  rabbit mum heard that she wanna married zebra she protest! why???

   

  Ans:she sae that guys wif tattoo are bad !

  This gave me a terrible headache. I got to sleep now.

• orange-footsteps

  16 Nov 08, 18:40

  You: What fruit confuses monkeys?
  
  Person: What?
  
  You: Blueberries!
  
  Person: I don't get it/ Huh? / Wtf?
  
  You: See! You're confused!

• tyh88

  23 Dec 08, 17:30

  why no one continue to post reply in this thread le.... let me revive this thread....

   

  Q1. why do we need to go sch???

   

  Q2. what does a female fat pig's left ear look like?

   

  Q3. what does god ride on?? (read in chinese)

   

  Q4. which clothing store has the best service??

   

  Q5. which insects can sing? (i got 2 ans)

   

   

  let's get this thread to life again....

   

  *ans will be posted some other time....

• jay_rocks

  24 Dec 08, 02:29

  Originally posted by tyh88:

  why no one continue to post reply in this thread le.... let me revive this thread....

   

  Q1. why do we need to go sch???

   

  Q2. what does a female fat pig's left ear look like?

   

  Q3. what does god ride on?? (read in chinese)

   

  Q4. which clothing store has the best service??

   

  Q5. which insects can sing? (i got 2 ans)

   

   

  let's get this thread to life again....

   

  *ans will be posted some other time....

  2. Pig Ear

  3. baby. cuz shen qi bao bei

  5.kazua can sing

• tyh88

  25 Dec 08, 07:57

  lol.... so fast... qns 2 & 3 correct!!! erh not sure abt qns 5.... what's kazua???? anyway my ans is not that.... haha

• starExcaliblur

  25 Dec 08, 08:22

  Q5. which insects can sing? (i got 2 ans)

  grasshopper ( cao meng )

• tyh88

  25 Dec 08, 20:33

  haha... tt's one of my ans... still got another insect that can sing....