The Ultimate Thesis of Qian4Bian3 jokes
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sai pao is funny.. but abit saddening lol.
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Which country ppl like to use credit cards?
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hmmmmm
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Nobody knows the answer?
Ans: Thailand (Because they like to "sawadeekap" - sounds like "sua wo de card") Ok, very lame.
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Here's the ans to my qns....
Q1. why do we need to go sch???
Ans: cuz the sch cannot come to us... so we must go.
Q2. what does a female fat pig's left ear look like?
Ans: pig's right ear
Q3. what does god ride on?? (read in chinese)
Ans: Bao bei, cuz shen qi bao bei (pokemon in chinese)
Q4. which clothing store has the best service??
Ans: bossini, cuz the boss is you (boss shi ni)
Q5. which insects can sing? (i got 2 ans)
Ans: grasshopper (cao meng) & beetle (beatles)
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red crab and black crab race , who win ?
why did the chicken cross the road?
what is a paralyzed prawn?
not racist but , 10 indian man stand in front of a pure white wall is cal what?
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Originally posted by WaterColdOne:
not racist but , 10 indian man stand in front of a pure white wall is cal what?
bar code.
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Originally posted by WaterColdOne:
red crab and black crab race , who win ?
ans: black crab. cos red crab cooked liao.
why did the chicken cross the road?
ans: cos it wanna get to the other side of the road?
what is a paralyzed prawn?
ans: long xia? (lobster?)
not racist but , 10 indian man stand in front of a pure white wall is cal what?
ans: barcode.
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Originally posted by WaterColdOne:
what is a paralyzed prawn?
lame sia
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first and fourth correct , 2nd and 3rd wrong , try again xD
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lame lor!
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Originally posted by c0mplex:
toilet bowl(ma TONG)
but... what if the toilet bowl becomes clogged? 
No.it should be president in chinese, 'zhong tong' -
Originally posted by tyh88:
Here's the ans to my qns....
Q1. why do we need to go sch???
Ans: cuz the sch cannot come to us... so we must go.
Q2. what does a female fat pig's left ear look like?
Ans: pig's right ear
Q3. what does god ride on?? (read in chinese)
Ans: Bao bei, cuz shen qi bao bei (pokemon in chinese)
Q4. which clothing store has the best service??
Ans: bossini, cuz the boss is you (boss shi ni)
Q5. which insects can sing? (i got 2 ans)
Ans: grasshopper (cao meng) & beetle (beatles)
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-- sch project does not mean u can spam --
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im a ccb spammer
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1) which is the best name for fishes??
2) why is the dog skinny ?
3)What does the cleaner say to the boy ?
4)why is school teachers looking forward only to a fatty's answer ?
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Put the answers in white font please, so we don't have to wait to know.
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What goes black white black white black white?
A nun rolling down the hill.
What goes hahahahaha!
The nun who pushed the other nun down the hill. -
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Originally posted by WaterColdOne:
red crab and black crab race , who win ?
why did the chicken cross the road?
what is a paralyzed prawn?
not racist but , 10 indian man stand in front of a pure white wall is cal what?
cause the road is for crossing :) -
LOL