The Ultimate Thesis of Qian4Bian3 jokes

• whereismyrib

  31 Dec 05, 01:17

  What creature is blind and deaf?
  
  Ans: ?
  
  
  
  How many Brothers does Aladdin have?
  
  
  Ans: ?
  
  
  
  During what game,
  5 is bigger than 0
  0 is bigger than 2
  2 is bigger than 5
  
  Ans: ?
  
  
  
  What mouse use two legs to walk?
  What dog use two leg to walk?
  What duck use two leg to walk?
  
  Ans: ?
• bladez87

  31 Dec 05, 12:58

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  What creature is blind and deaf?
  
  Ans: ? any that is blind and deaf lor...
  
  
  
  How many Brothers does Aladdin have?
  
  
  Ans: ? dont know
  
  
  
  During what game,
  5 is bigger than 0
  0 is bigger than 2
  2 is bigger than 5
  
  Ans: ? siccsor paper stone
  
  
  
  What mouse use two legs to walk? all
  What dog use two leg to walk? no
  What duck use two leg to walk? all
  
  Ans: ?

• nightzip

  31 Dec 05, 13:00

  mickey mouse, goofy dog, donald duck.
• whereismyrib

  31 Dec 05, 13:14

  Originally posted by nightzip:

  mickey mouse, goofy dog, donald duck.

  Your third ans is wrong. Nice try.
• whereismyrib

  31 Dec 05, 13:16

  Originally posted by bladez87:

  Only siccsor paper stone is right. The rest all wrong.
• tut4nkh4m3n

  31 Dec 05, 13:27

  this is fun. even tho i don't get most of them.
• whereismyrib

  31 Dec 05, 14:04

  Whoever gets all the answers right will get a big hug from me.
• kentheman

  1 Jan 06, 20:09

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:
  What creature is blind and deaf?
  
  Ans: Lobster (cuz long xia)
  
  How many Brothers does Aladdin have?
  
  
  Ans: ?
  
  
  
  During what game,
  5 is bigger than 0
  0 is bigger than 2
  2 is bigger than 5
  
  Ans: scissor paper stone
  
  
  What mouse use two legs to walk?
  What dog use two leg to walk?
  What duck use two leg to walk?
  
  Ans: mickey mouse, goofy dog, all ducks

• whereismyrib

  2 Jan 06, 02:21

  Originally posted by kentheman:

  Great! But second question not answered. Anyone wants to give it a try?
• c0mplex

  2 Jan 06, 03:43

  3! "a la jia", "a la yi" and "a la bing"because jia yi bing ding!
• whereismyrib

  2 Jan 06, 03:58

  Originally posted by c0mplex:

  3! "a la jia", "a la yi" and "a la bing"because jia yi bing ding!

  Correct!
  
  Now I will re-post all the correct answers in the next post.
• whereismyrib

  2 Jan 06, 04:02

  Correct answers:
  
  What creature is blind and deaf?
  
  Ans: Lobster (long xia)
  
  
  
  How many Brothers does Aladdin have?
  
  Ans:
  
  
  
  
  
  During what game,
  5 is bigger than 0
  0 is bigger than 2
  2 is bigger than 5
  
  Ans: scissor paper stone
  
  
  
  What mouse use two legs to walk?
  What dog use two leg to walk?
  What duck use two leg to walk?
  
  Ans: mickey mouse, goofy dog, all ducks
• whereismyrib

  4 Jan 06, 21:17

  1) Sweets are male or female?
  
  Ans: ?
  
  
  
  2) A duck called Xiao Huang cross a road and was knocked down by a car. Guess a vegetable.
  
  Ans: ?
• FBI

  4 Jan 06, 21:22

  kang kang alot of crappy jokes..
• whereismyrib

  5 Jan 06, 22:50

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  1) Sweets are male or female?
  
  Ans: ?
  
  
  
  2) A duck called Xiao Huang cross a road and was knocked down by a car. Guess a vegetable.
  
  Ans: ?

  Wah, no one has yet to attempt the question.
• niu.niu

  5 Jan 06, 23:37

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  1) Sweets are male or female?
  
  Ans: ? <<--- females. cos it attract ants..
  
  
  
  2) A duck called Xiao Huang cross a road and was knocked down by a car. Guess a vegetable.
  
  Ans: ?

  xiao huang gua..
• whereismyrib

  6 Jan 06, 21:08

  Originally posted by niu.niu:

  xiao huang gua..

  You so smart.
• whereismyrib

  6 Jan 06, 21:19

  Correct answer:
  
  1) Sweets are male or female?
  
  Ans: Female cos hui sheng ma yi ( ants )
  
  
  
  2) A duck called Xiao Huang cross a road and was knocked down by a car. Guess a vegetable.
  
  Ans: Xiao huang gua
• whereismyrib

  7 Jan 06, 12:12

  Here goes another two questions:
  
  1) If you take egg throw the stone, which one will break?
  
  Ans:
  
  
  
  2) Who is the most happy youth ?
  
  a)Tang Lao Ya
  b)Ali baba
  c)Jay Chou
  
  Ans:
• yuko-ogura

  7 Jan 06, 12:26

  [quote]Originally posted by whereismyrib:
  [b]Here goes another two questions:
  
  1) If you take egg throw the stone, which one will break?
  
  Ans:
  
  
  
  stone?cuz 'ji1 dan4 pong4 shi2 tou2.'
  
• whereismyrib

  7 Jan 06, 12:35

  Originally posted by yuko-ogura:

  [quote]Originally posted by whereismyrib:
  [b]Here goes another two questions:
  
  1) If you take egg throw the stone, which one will break?
  
  Ans:
  
  
  
  stone?cuz 'ji1 dan4 pong4 shi2 tou2.'
  

  wrong.
  
• c0mplex

  9 Jan 06, 13:14

  1) none breaks... u take the egg... then throw the stone... egg still in your hand...
  
  2) i believe is ali baba... there's a song... but i forgot what's the song title
• whereismyrib

  9 Jan 06, 20:04

  Originally posted by c0mplex:

  1) none breaks... u take the egg... then throw the stone... egg still in your hand...
  
  2) i believe is ali baba... there's a song... but i forgot what's the song title

  Correct!
• whereismyrib

  9 Jan 06, 20:10

  Correct answers:
  
  1) If you take egg throw the stone, which one will break?
  
  Ans: Both won't break. You take the egg in one hand throw the stone with the other hand.
  
  
  
  2) Who is the most happy youth ?
  
  a)Tang Lao Ya
  b)Ali baba
  c)Jay Chou
  
  Ans:
  
• whereismyrib

  11 Jan 06, 23:22

  QUESTION: