The Ultimate Thesis of Qian4Bian3 jokes

• whereismyrib

  17 Feb 06, 21:16

  Originally posted by c0ol_blu3z:

  say leh say leh

  Guess guess guess. How come there are no attempts to guess de?
• c0mplex

  19 Feb 06, 13:42

  i know the answer but... if i say it out then not fun le
• askxyz

  15 Apr 06, 16:42

  This thread is so inactive?
• c0mplex

  21 Apr 06, 02:59

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  So long no one gives quiz liao. Now, let me give a question:
  
  

  ah... this thread is dead... let me revive by answering the question... is jie1 er4 lian2 san1...
  
  let me ask another question too... it's a easy one... mr bean's wife is going to give birth... why he go and call Pizza Hut?
• winnie^_^

  21 Apr 06, 22:05

  Originally posted by c0mplex:

  ah... this thread is dead... let me revive by answering the question... is jie1 er4 lian2 san1...
  
  let me ask another question too... it's a easy one... mr bean's wife is going to give birth... why he go and call Pizza Hut?

  becos pizza hut provides free delivery mah... haha
• gd4u

  21 Apr 06, 22:42

  I had a gd laugh, thx ...
  Hmm, i came up with my own...
  
  Y u can't delay time ?
  (Wei shen me ni bu neng tuo shi jian?)
• whereismyrib

  22 May 06, 00:11

  Originally posted by ndmmxiaomayi:

  Q1) Ah mei's dad has 7 wives, the 5th and 7th are africans. Guess a Chinese idiom.
  
  A1) wu qi ma hei
  
  Q2) There's a party in the forest but... who didn't get to eat the cake!?!
  
  A2) GRASS because Cao Mei Dan Gao
  
  Q3) Ah bao was murdered! however the police quickly found the killer.. who is it?
  
  A3) Ah Dou because Dou Sa Bao
  
  Q4) Xiao Bai & Da Bai are brothers. As Xiao Bai grows older, he look more and more like his brother. Guess a Chinese idiom.
  
  A4) zhen xiang da bai
  
  Q5) Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong ... Who will win first??
  
  A5) Saddam Hussein (hu xian)
  
  Q6) What's panda bear's 2 biggest wish on earth ???
  
  A6) Get rid of dark eye rings and taking colour photos
  
  Q7) Who will pick up the rice dumping('ba zhang') on the floor?
  
  A7) Xiang Long because Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang
  
  Q8 ) Xiao ming drinks milk to grow up, Da ming drinks what?
  
  A8 ) Alcohol because Jiu Yang Da Ming
  
  Q9) Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest?
  
  A9) "Lux" Super Rich
  
  Q10) What did BATMAN say when he fell down?
  
  A10) Painful Sia...(Bian fu sia)
  
  

• whereismyrib

  30 Jun 06, 00:11

  Originally posted by gd4u:

  I had a gd laugh, thx ...
  Hmm, i came up with my own...
  
  Y u can't delay time ?
  (Wei shen me ni bu neng tuo shi jian?)

  cos too heavy ah....
• whereismyrib

  30 Jun 06, 00:13

  Originally posted by c0mplex:

  ah... this thread is dead... let me revive by answering the question... is jie1 er4 lian2 san1...
  
  let me ask another question too... it's a easy one... mr bean's wife is going to give birth... why he go and call Pizza Hut?

  Wa lau, so long no body attempt.
  
  Let me try:
  becos pizza got bean?
• winnie^_^

  1 Jul 06, 15:03

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  Wa lau, so long no body attempt.
  
  Let me try:
  becos pizza got bean?

  becos pizza hut provides free delivery?
• Darkness_hacker99

  1 Jul 06, 15:38

  I think is
  
  Tou Tou La La
• whereismyrib

  1 Jul 06, 17:05

  Originally posted by winnie^_^:

  becos pizza hut provides free delivery?

  I think you are right!
• lyx90

  1 Jul 06, 18:16

  xiao yang(goat), xiao niu(cow) and xiao zhu(pig) went to 7-11. xiao niu and xiao zhu were beaten up.why xiao yang was not beaten up?
• winnie^_^

  2 Jul 06, 22:49

  Originally posted by lyx90:

  xiao yang(goat), xiao niu(cow) and xiao zhu(pig) went to 7-11. xiao niu and xiao zhu were beaten up.why xiao yang was not beaten up?

  becos xiao yang was the one who beat them up?
• winnie^_^

  2 Jul 06, 22:52

  Originally posted by lyx90:

  xiao yang(goat), xiao niu(cow) and xiao zhu(pig) went to 7-11. xiao niu and xiao zhu were beaten up.why xiao yang was not beaten up?

  becos xiao yang was the one who beat them up?
• ^spidee^

  2 Jul 06, 22:54

  Originally posted by lyx90:

  xiao yang(goat), xiao niu(cow) and xiao zhu(pig) went to 7-11. xiao niu and xiao zhu were beaten up.why xiao yang was not beaten up?

  Because 7-11 24 hours bu da yang (opens 24 hours).
• lyx90

  3 Jul 06, 16:08

  Originally posted by ^spidee^:

  Because 7-11 24 hours bu da yang (opens 24 hours).

  correct! *claps* *claps*
  
  anyone with anymore qian bian jokes?
• ^tamago^

  14 Jul 06, 01:05

  Q: if ur pet pigeon (ge1) is missing one day, where will you find it later?
  A: rooftop. cos "zai wu ding chang zhe ni de ge....."
• ^tamago^

  14 Jul 06, 01:38

  Q: who is the mother of glutinous rice balls (tang yuan)?
  A: hua. cos "hua sheng tang yuan".
• ^tamago^

  14 Jul 06, 01:39

  Q: Andy Lau went to pub one day to drink. He called for a waiter to place his order. What is the name of the waiter?
  
  A: A-ha. cos "a ha, gei wo yi bei wang qing shui......."
  
  
• ^tamago^

  14 Jul 06, 01:41

  Q: The bun (bao1) was lying dead on the floor. The spoon (tang chi), fork (cha) and knife (dao) were there. Who killed the bun?
  
  A: Cha, cos "cha sha bao".
• ^tamago^

  14 Jul 06, 01:42

  Q: What is the colour of knife and gun?
  
  A: Blue, cos "dao1 qiang1 bu2 lu4" (say bu-lu quickly is blue).
• ^tamago^

  14 Jul 06, 01:43

  Q: We understand that if a green bean jumps down from a 10 storey building, it will become red bean, due to the blood oozing out that changes its colour. How about a banana which jumps from a 5 storey building?
  
  A: Become brinjal. Cos banana got no blood and won't die, but it will become "orh cek" or blue-black.
• ^tamago^

  14 Jul 06, 01:45

  Q: What kind of shoes are the happiest?
  
  A: Black leather shoes, cos "hei1 pi2 (happy) xie2".
• hisoka

  14 Jul 06, 01:46

  Originally posted by ^tamago^:

  Q: The bun (bao1) was lying dead on the floor. The spoon (tang chi), fork (cha) and knife (dao) were there. Who killed the bun?
  
  A: Cha, cos "cha sha bao".

  not all cos dou(all) sha bao??