The Ultimate Thesis of Qian4Bian3 jokes

• ^tamago^

  14 Jul 06, 03:11

  Q: why is it that whenever xiaoming drinks coffee, his right eye will hurt?
  
  A: cos he forgot to take out the spoon.
• ^tamago^

  14 Jul 06, 03:12

  Q: a submarine can carry 10 people. there are 9 people; one who is pregnant. but, why did the submarine still sunk?
  
  A: because the submarine is suppose to sink.
  
• ^tamago^

  14 Jul 06, 03:14

  Q: a 1/4-cooked beef steak saw a 3/4-cooked beef steak on the road. why they never wave or call each other?
  
  A: cos ta1 men2 bu4 shou2.
• ^tamago^

  14 Jul 06, 03:15

  Q: why is summer vacation always longer than the winter vacation?
  
  A: cos re4 zhang4 leng3 shuo1.
• ^tamago^

  14 Jul 06, 03:18

  Q: Da4 Niu2 wants to marry a china lady. The lady asked him to write out his bad points. He wrote, “Da4 Niu2 Bi3 Jiao4 Lan3”. Why did the lady ran off upon seeing it?
  
  A: cos china ppl read from right to left, so the lady read "Lan3 Jiao4 Bi3 Niu2 Da4".
• ^tamago^

  14 Jul 06, 03:19

  Q: Who got the hottest leg in town?
  
  A: CASIO, cos "KA SIO"....
• ^tamago^

  14 Jul 06, 03:21

  Q: Elephant skin, lion skin and tiger skin, which one has the worst quality?
  
  A: Elephant skin, cos "xiang4 pi2 cha1".
• ^tamago^

  14 Jul 06, 03:23

  Q: The cake fell down, but nobody wants to help it get up. Guess what is the cake.
  
  A: Cheese cake, cos "qi4 si3 dan4 gao1".
• ^tamago^

  14 Jul 06, 03:24

  Q: Who is the 1st Japanese to have constipation?
  
  A: Aikanshitano, cos "i can't shit a-no".
• ^tamago^

  14 Jul 06, 03:25

  Q: who is the first to die is there's a fire in the mrt station??
  
  A: indians, cos their announcement always last.
• ^tamago^

  14 Jul 06, 03:25

  tat's all for now.
• monoslayer

  14 Jul 06, 03:27

  Originally posted by ^tamago^:

  tat's all for now.

  good work!
• ^tamago^

  14 Jul 06, 03:31

  Originally posted by monoslayer:

  good work!

  thanks.
• whereismyrib

  24 Jul 06, 01:43

  
• mamamamama

  25 Jul 06, 20:14

  nice one
• GHoST_18

  25 Jul 06, 20:21

  Originally posted by ^tamago^:

  Q: who is the first to die is there's a fire in the mrt station??
  
  A: indians, cos their announcement always last.

  y r u so racist...?
  
  
• dreamthinkdo_ers

  26 Jul 06, 10:35

  What is the surname name of Zhang Fei's (3 kingdom) Mother?
  
  Ans: Wu: coz Wu Shi Sheng Fei
• ^tamago^

  30 Jul 06, 08:31

  Originally posted by GHoST_18:

  y r u so racist...?
  
  

  
• askxyz

  31 Jul 06, 20:34

  All so qian bian.
• whereismyrib

  16 Aug 06, 20:31

  Why Cinderella cannot play soccer?
• whereismyrib

  16 Aug 06, 20:33

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  Why Cinderella cannot play soccer?

  Try to guess before seeing the answer.
  
  Ans: Becos she got a pumpkin as the coach and she ran away from the ball.
• UncleFishballz

  9 Sep 06, 18:35

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  I never know the horse can walk. Actually what is the correct term to use huh? I forget liao.

  Trot/Gallop
• lyx90

  13 Sep 06, 15:03

  
• Snowsaint

  16 Sep 06, 00:15

  Ok let me join in the fun...
  
  Which country Saves the most electricity...?
  
  How do u put an elephant into a fridge..?
  
  How do u put a tiger into a fridge?
  
  When king lion throws a party... y wasnt tiger there?
• winnie^_^

  16 Sep 06, 16:03

  Originally posted by Snowsaint:

  Ok let me join in the fun...
  
  Which country Saves the most electricity...?
  
  How do u put an elephant into a fridge..?
  
  How do u put a tiger into a fridge?
  
  When king lion throws a party... y wasnt tiger there?

  "mian dian"?
  
  open the fridge and put elephant inside loh.
  
  take the elephant out and put tiger into fridge.
  
  becos tiger was inside the fridge.