The Ultimate Thesis of Qian4Bian3 jokes

• Darkness_hacker99

  16 Sep 06, 16:13

  Originally posted by Snowsaint:

  Ok let me join in the fun...
  
  Which country Saves the most electricity...?
  
  How do u put an elephant into a fridge..?
  
  How do u put a tiger into a fridge?
  
  When king lion throws a party... y wasnt tiger there?

  Heard b4 1098432094 times liao. but good work for your effort.
• whereismyrib

  22 Sep 06, 11:19

  Why did the boy eat his homework?
  
• whereismyrib

  22 Sep 06, 11:20

  Try to guess la........
  
  Ans:
  
  
• whereismyrib

  22 Sep 06, 11:20

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  Why did the boy eat his homework?
  

  Ans: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake
• whereismyrib

  22 Sep 06, 11:22

  Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
  
• whereismyrib

  22 Sep 06, 11:23

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
  

  Because it was two tired (tyred)!!
• whereismyrib

  22 Sep 06, 11:24

  What is yours, but others use it more?
  
  Answer will be given later. If i forget the answer, answer will not be given.
• hisoka

  22 Sep 06, 11:29

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  What is yours, but others use it more?
  
  Answer will be given later. If i forget the answer, answer will not be given.

  name lor.
  
  actally alot of things haha depending on the definition of use
• whereismyrib

  22 Sep 06, 11:30

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  name lor.
  
  actally alot of things haha depending on the definition of use

  
  
  clever. I'm sure you all know this, that is why no answer given.
  
  what other things can also be correct?
• whereismyrib

  22 Sep 06, 11:30

  ops. double post
• whereismyrib

  22 Sep 06, 11:34

  What is the hardest part about sky-diving?
• whereismyrib

  22 Sep 06, 11:35

  Once there were 18 men all were going to the movie at the same time. Why?
• bluejuice

  22 Sep 06, 11:37

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  Once there were 18 men all were going to the movie at the same time. Why is that?

  the movie is R-18? Recall hearing it from somewhere b4
• hisoka

  22 Sep 06, 11:58

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  
  
  clever. I'm sure you all know this, that is why no answer given.
  
  what other things can also be correct?

  for example your sperm. you dun use it but other pple could potentially
  
  or in singapore your urine.
  
  or your money for most pple cos its actually cuaght up in the bank and the government and they use your money while you can't or don't use it.
  
  or pple make use of your company(as in you accompanying them) and thats soemthign you could never use
• royal123

  23 Sep 06, 10:18

  lol
• whereismyrib

  22 Oct 06, 17:15

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  What is the hardest part about sky-diving?

  No one knows the answer for this?
• c0mplex

  31 Oct 06, 22:59

  the ground loh... but well, it's so lame... haha...
• teraexa

  31 Oct 06, 23:56

  1 qn: Who gave Andy Lau one cup of Wang4 Qing2 Shui3?
  
  Ans?
• alexkusu

  1 Nov 06, 00:04

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:
  What is the hardest part about sky-diving?
  
  issit...'At first if you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you' ?
• whereismyrib

  1 Nov 06, 00:27

  Originally posted by alexkusu:

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:
  What is the hardest part about sky-diving?
  
  issit...'At first if you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you' ?

  Complex got it right. He so good at these man...
• Steph84

  1 Nov 06, 01:26

  3 men bathing.
  guess a household appliance
  
  xuey sa gi (washing machine in hokkien)
• whereismyrib

  1 Nov 06, 01:31

  Originally posted by Steph84:

  3 men bathing.
  guess a household appliance
  
  xuey sa gi (washing machine in hokkien)

  gi in hokkein is men?? Can refer to stick or not?
• c0mplex

  1 Nov 06, 02:23

  Originally posted by teraexa:

  1 qn: Who gave Andy Lau one cup of Wang4 Qing2 Shui3?
  
  Ans?

  i know i know... but wait for people to guess...
• c0mplex

  1 Nov 06, 02:36

  ok... i shall give 1... a cat sees a mouse... why does the cat start to run?
• Steph84

  1 Nov 06, 18:30

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  gi in hokkein is men?? Can refer to stick or not?

  xuey sa gi (means wash 3 sticks) the sticks mean... the.... that one lor