The Ultimate Thesis of Qian4Bian3 jokes
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woo??Originally posted by teraexa:1 qn: Who gave Andy Lau one cup of Wang4 Qing2 Shui3?
Ans?
and cat run when see mouse to chase it lor -
ur own phone number lor. u don't call urself, but ppl use it to call u!Originally posted by whereismyrib:
clever. I'm sure you all know this, that is why no answer given.
what other things can also be correct? -
If you lend your hp to your mother, sis or gf/bf and etc, you will have to call your own number lo.Originally posted by bluejuice:ur own phone number lor. u don't call urself, but ppl use it to call u!
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ah haOriginally posted by teraexa:1 qn: Who gave Andy Lau one cup of Wang4 Qing2 Shui3?
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but most of the time.. ppl use ur number mah..Originally posted by whereismyrib:If you lend your hp to your mother, sis or gf/bf and etc, you will have to call your own number lo. -
If you have two numbers, you T-loan the number to your mom for a long time. so u still have to call your number.Originally posted by bluejuice:but most of the time.. ppl use ur number mah..
The number can be recycled when you change plan? So other ppl are using back your ex-number.
ok la, jokes forum should not have too much debates.
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Originally posted by whereismyrib:If you have two numbers, you T-loan the number to your mom for a long time. so u still have to call your number.
The number can be recycled when you change plan? So other ppl are using back your ex-number.
ok la, jokes forum should not have too much debates.
u think too much -
Either I think too much or you do not think hard enough lo.Originally posted by bluejuice: u think too much -
Try this:
What 2-digit number is bigger than a bear's poo?
Ans: 40. because si4 shi2 (40) ta4 yu2 xiong2 (bear) bian4 (poo) -
A person asked people to "KAO" at him. Who is he?
Clue will be given if no one gets the answer. -
let me join
1)Ultraman and superman,which one fly faster?
2)What do u think of when you are lonely?
3)Who doesn't like to fetch elephant?
4)Which food is the most heavy?
5)xiao bai + xiao bai =?
6)A lion went into the 7-11 store and gt beaten,a sheep went into the 7-11 store,how come the sheep didn't get beaten?
7)take one bean,put in on ur hand and squash it,what is it called?
You drop into a river,superman and doremon,which one will save u ?
9a)A hunter gt only 1 bullet.2 birds fly pass,how cum hunter is able to kill the 2 birds wif only one bullet?
9b)Why the gorilla have nose bleed after that?
10)A hunter shoot a gorilla using 2 arrows,but the arrows din manage to hit the gorilla body as the gorilla was able to get hold of the 2 arrows b4 the arrows hit its body.But why did the gorilla died in the end?
11)A and C which one is shorter?
12)Which alphabet likes to act cool? -
XIAO BAI TWOOriginally posted by directionidiot:let me join
5)xiao bai + xiao bai =? -
Clue: He is a singer.Originally posted by whereismyrib:A person asked people to "KAO" at him. Who is he?
Clue will be given if no one gets the answer. -
1)superman... he flies with one handwhile ultraman flies with two hands... hence, he can change gear with the other hand...Originally posted by directionidiot:let me join
1)Ultraman and superman,which one fly faster?
2)What do u think of when you are lonely?
3)Who doesn't like to fetch elephant?
4)Which food is the most heavy?
5)xiao bai + xiao bai =?
6)A lion went into the 7-11 store and gt beaten,a sheep went into the 7-11 store,how come the sheep didn't get beaten?
7)take one bean,put in on ur hand and squash it,what is it called?You drop into a river,superman and doremon,which one will save u ?
9a)A hunter gt only 1 bullet.2 birds fly pass,how cum hunter is able to kill the 2 birds wif only one bullet?
9b)Why the gorilla have nose bleed after that?
10)A hunter shoot a gorilla using 2 arrows,but the arrows din manage to hit the gorilla body as the gorilla was able to get hold of the 2 arrows b4 the arrows hit its body.But why did the gorilla died in the end?
11)A and C which one is shorter?
12)Which alphabet likes to act cool?
2)soft drink... dang ni gu dan ni hui xiang "qi shui"(soft drink)
3)zhou jie lun... lyrics of long juan feng... wo bu yao "zai xiang"(fetch elephant)
4)wanton mee... wanton(one tonne) mee...
5)xiao bai tu(two)
6)7-11 24 xiao shi bu da yang(sheep)
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squash bean? dou jiang?
8 )doremon... he has round hands and will shen chu yuan(round) shou...
9a)1 killed by bullet... 1 scared to death...
9b)the gorilla was digging his nose when the hunter shot the bird...
10)the gorilla was hanging on the tree and fell to death
11)A... ABCD(A bi3 C di1)
12)J... ding(the chinese character looks like J) zi ku... -
7) soya bean... soya(shou3 ya = hand squash) bean...Originally posted by c0mplex:1)superman... he flies with one handwhile ultraman flies with two hands... hence, he can change gear with the other hand...
2)soft drink... dang ni gu dan ni hui xiang "qi shui"(soft drink)
3)zhou jie lun... lyrics of long juan feng... wo bu yao "zai xiang"(fetch elephant)
4)wanton mee... wanton(one tonne) mee...
5)xiao bai tu(two)
6)7-11 24 xiao shi bu da yang(sheep)
7) squash bean? dou jiang?
8 )doremon... he has round hands and will shen chu yuan(round) shou...
9a)1 killed by bullet... 1 scared to death...
9b)the gorilla was digging his nose when the hunter shot the bird...
10)the gorilla was hanging on the tree and fell to death
11)A... ABCD(A bi3 C di1)
12)J... ding(the chinese character looks like J) zi ku... -
There is a song lyrius: ... "wang wo zhe bian KAO...." Now you know who is the singer?Originally posted by whereismyrib:Clue: He is a singer.
This is from me.. -
ohh... lin junjie~~ hahahaha...Originally posted by whereismyrib:There is a song lyrius: ... "wang wo zhe bian KAO...." Now you know who is the singer?
This is from me..
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Bingo!!Originally posted by c0mplex:ohh... lin junjie~~ hahahaha...
This thread few people participate leh. Looks like people in sgForums don't like qian bian jokes. -
Woah dude!You'r good at this,too bad you got 7,10 and 12 wrongOriginally posted by c0mplex:1)superman... he flies with one handwhile ultraman flies with two hands... hence, he can change gear with the other hand...
2)soft drink... dang ni gu dan ni hui xiang "qi shui"(soft drink)
3)zhou jie lun... lyrics of long juan feng... wo bu yao "zai xiang"(fetch elephant)
4)wanton mee... wanton(one tonne) mee...
5)xiao bai tu(two)
6)7-11 24 xiao shi bu da yang(sheep)
7) squash bean? dou jiang?
8 )doremon... he has round hands and will shen chu yuan(round) shou...
9a)1 killed by bullet... 1 scared to death...
9b)the gorilla was digging his nose when the hunter shot the bird...
10)the gorilla was hanging on the tree and fell to death
11)A... ABCD(A bi3 C di1)
12)J... ding(the chinese character looks like J) zi ku...
7)Ans: soya bean,Shou ya bean,hand squash bean
10)ANS: The gorilla was prod that the arrow did nt manage to hit him,so he bang his chest while holding the 2 arrows.He forgt that he was holding the arrow.(Never seen gorilla bang their chest?Go watch King Kong.)
12)ANS: C because xi1(C) zhuang1 ku4, C act cool -
because it want to catch the rat so it run to the rat?Originally posted by c0mplex:ok... i shall give 1... a cat sees a mouse... why does the cat start to run?
because tom is scard of jerry? -
This thread is good!! Very funny..Originally posted by whereismyrib:Bingo!!
This thread few people participate leh. Looks like people in sgForums don't like qian bian jokes.
But then I don't have any qian bian jokes to contribute leh.. -
Dunno whether any of the following is posted before...Originally posted by bluejuice:This thread is good!! Very funny..
But then I don't have any qian bian jokes to contribute leh..
Q: How many clocks does Mr Qing have?
A: One, cos "Qing2 You3 Du2 Zhong1" (Qing has one clock)
Q: Which actress has an accident in the zoo?
A: Lin Xinru, cos "Xin1 Ru2 Lu4 Zhuang4" (Xinru collides with deer)
Q: If all fruits have to serve NS, which fruit will be the last to book in?
A: Durian, cos "Liu2 Lian2 Wang1 Fan3" (Durian forgot to go back)
Q: Salmon, seashell, lobster, crab. Who study the most?
A: Seashell, cos Beethoven ("Bei4 Duo1 Fen1" - Seashell got high marks)
Q: What does a river want?
A: Mountain, cos "He2 Yao4 Shan1" (River wants mountain)
Q: Which singer is cruel?
A: "Rong2 Zu3 Er2" (Rong cooks children)
Q: Which singer is the most kiasee?
A: Jolin Tsai, cos she is a "Dan1 Xin1" Diva (worrying diva)
Q: Which chinese pop song is dedicated to the female reproductive system?
A: "Jing1 Wu3 Men2" (Sperm Dancing Gate) -
Recently got 1 qian bian question..
Why do trees get struck by lightning??
because they "sway" -
Originally posted by bluejuice:Recently got 1 qian bian question..
Why do trees get struck by lightning??
because they "sway"