Let's crack a joke

• whereismyrib

  1 Dec 05, 00:52

  Life is a joke. Tell us something funny you see or hear yesterday, today or in your dreams - real life jokes stories wor!
  
  Basically, this thread is created to talk and crap about things that are funny. It serves as a place to know each other better. You can also post any feedbacks.
  
  Please refrain from craping anything naughty - in Bar and Chit Chat please.
  
  Enjoy.
  
  
• whereismyrib

  1 Dec 05, 00:55

  Let me start with a "crap" question:
  
  What is(are) the difference(s) when people write "ha" and "ha ha" in their message? Does it convey any messages to the other person?
  
  
• jay_rocks

  1 Dec 05, 01:18

  why did xiao ming climb the stairs
• whereismyrib

  1 Dec 05, 01:30

  Originally posted by jay_rocks:

  why did xiao ming climb the stairs

  I think I heard before.
  
  Nvm, let me try: Xiao Ming want to go home ...
• whereismyrib

  1 Dec 05, 01:31

  There is no exact answer.
• Pitot

  1 Dec 05, 17:12

  Ok, let me add...
  
  One day after parlament, The ministers decided to go to a karaoke session. All showed up, except one.
  
  Guess Who??
• whereismyrib

  2 Dec 05, 03:25

  Originally posted by Pitot:

  Ok, let me add...
  
  One day after parlament, The ministers decided to go to a karaoke session. All showed up, except one.
  
  Guess Who??

  Our PM? Any clue?
• whereismyrib

  2 Dec 05, 03:26

  So far, no one has yet to meet with anything funny in life to share with us?
• Pitot

  2 Dec 05, 06:10

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  Our PM? Any clue?

  Might as well tell answer now. It is Our home affairs minister. Mr Wong Kan Seng.
• whereismyrib

  2 Dec 05, 06:12

  Originally posted by Pitot:

  Might as well tell answer now. It is Our home affairs minister. Mr Wong Kan Seng.

  I think I heard this before. "Wong can't sing"
• Pitot

  2 Dec 05, 06:13

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  I think I heard this before. "Wong can't sing"

  
  
  yes yes, very popular..haha
• whereismyrib

  5 Dec 05, 01:21

  Actually I don't like some of the smilies provided in Sgforums because:
  
  : looks like insincere donkey smile
  : looks like a pervert(bian tai), with the upper lip jerking up and down uncontrollably
  : looks like goldfish
  
  These are the top three annoying smilies. It irks me whenever I see them. Anyway, just for laugh. lol
• Angelo09

  5 Dec 05, 01:22

  hi. my name is zhang wu ji and i know ji yang shen gong
• whereismyrib

  5 Dec 05, 01:24

  Originally posted by Angelo09:

  hi. my name is zhang wu ji and i know ji yang shen gong

  okok, we know your interests. Anyway, welcome to Jokes Forum.
• whereismyrib

  5 Dec 05, 01:24

  Pitot, what does Whiskey Tango Foxtrot stand for?
• whereismyrib

  5 Dec 05, 01:27

  Originally posted by jay_rocks:

  why did xiao ming climb the stairs

  Hi jay_rocks, you haven't provided us the answer.
• hisoka

  5 Dec 05, 01:35

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  Pitot, what does Whiskey Tango Foxtrot stand for?

  erm try wtf
• whereismyrib

  5 Dec 05, 01:40

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  erm try wtf

  Ohh... i.c. i.c
• Pitot

  5 Dec 05, 01:41

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  Ohh... i.c. i.c

  
• whereismyrib

  5 Dec 05, 01:41

  Originally posted by Pitot:

  

  I had been to NS and should know this better.
• hisoka

  5 Dec 05, 01:42

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  I had been to NS and should know this better.

  no probs we all have our off days
• whereismyrib

  5 Dec 05, 01:52

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  no probs we all have our off days

  
• freedom4ever

  5 Dec 05, 01:59

  Originally posted by jay_rocks:

  why did xiao ming climb the stairs

  because the stairs is itchy.
• whereismyrib

  10 Dec 05, 09:43

  Guys, we reached 3 pages!
• whereismyrib

  16 Dec 05, 16:48

  Pitot, Sleeping Forest, Gordonator come in and talk here leh. This corner too quiet liao.