Let's crack a joke

• whereismyrib

  18 Dec 05, 05:07

  We will choose the best every week and post it at the "joke of e week" corner. So any good jokes come to mind? Please reply.
• Sleeping Forest

  19 Dec 05, 02:44

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  Pitot, Sleeping Forest, Gordonator come in and talk here leh. This corner too quiet liao.

  Report!
• Sleeping Forest

  19 Dec 05, 03:43

  there's a chinese resturant in takashimaya level 5.
  
  e resturant name is imperial treasure nan bei kitchen.
  
  e 1st time my fren introduced me that resturant, i hear it as nah beh resturant.
  
  anyway,e food there is nt bad.
• yuko-ogura

  19 Dec 05, 04:16

  Originally posted by Angelo09:

  hi. my name is zhang wu ji and i know ji yang shen gong

  not bad..this is farnie.
• Pitot

  19 Dec 05, 04:18

  oh no.. boss sorry i'm damn late..
  
  
• whereismyrib

  19 Dec 05, 22:15

  Originally posted by yuko-ogura:

  not bad..this is farnie.

  What is this joke about? Not sure I have caught it correctly... tell me pls...
• whereismyrib

  19 Dec 05, 22:16

  Originally posted by Pitot:

  oh no.. boss sorry i'm damn late..
  
  

  Better late than never...
• c0ol_blu3z

  19 Dec 05, 22:30

  qns.. WAD DO U SAY TO A TIGER.?!
• Sleeping Forest

  20 Dec 05, 04:49

  Originally posted by c0ol_blu3z:

  qns.. WAD DO U SAY TO A TIGER.?!

  nice stripes
• StarPuppy

  20 Dec 05, 07:49

  Originally posted by Sleeping Forest:

  there's a chinese resturant in takashimaya level 5.
  
  e resturant name is imperial treasure nan bei kitchen.
  
  e 1st time my fren introduced me that resturant, i hear it as nah beh resturant.
  
  anyway,e food there is nt bad.

  intresting...
  
  for a resturant that is called nah beh...the food is not bad..
  
  
• Ito_^

  20 Dec 05, 07:59

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  I think I heard this before. "Wong can't sing"

  Cannot be Wong CAN Sing meh?
• whereismyrib

  20 Dec 05, 10:13

  Originally posted by Ito_^:

  Cannot be Wong CAN Sing meh?

  Kan and can't sound more similar lor
• coffeeortea

  20 Dec 05, 10:21

  Originally posted by Angelo09:
  hi. my name is zhang wu ji and i know [b]ji yang shen gong [/b]

  testicle yang shen gong?
  
• whereismyrib

  20 Dec 05, 10:32

  Originally posted by coffeeortea:

  testicle yang shen gong?
  

  I thought I saw yi yang shen gong. How come now I see ji yang shen gong... ??
• Sleeping Forest

  20 Dec 05, 17:23

  Originally posted by StarPuppy:

  intresting...
  
  for a resturant that is called nah beh...the food is not bad..
  
  

  cos they serve not bad nah beh food.
• zodi

  22 Dec 05, 16:26

  i have a book of humour leh... dunno will infringe any copyright or not if i randomly post some here.
• Pitot

  22 Dec 05, 16:47

  Originally posted by zodi:

  i have a book of humour leh... dunno will infringe any copyright or not if i randomly post some here.

  you dun tell no one will know where you get it from mah..
• Gordonator

  23 Dec 05, 23:32

  Reporting for duty!
• whereismyrib

  24 Dec 05, 11:39

  Originally posted by Gordonator:

  Reporting for duty!

  You are late! Better late than never.
• whereismyrib

  24 Dec 05, 11:41

  Around 12 hours more before Christmas!
  
  Once again, wishing everyone who enjoys or even not enjoys the jokes in Jokes Forum, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
• renorenal

  27 Dec 05, 18:45

  Why did the duck crossed the road?
• whereismyrib

  27 Dec 05, 18:51

  Originally posted by renorenal:

  Why did the duck crossed the road?

  I heard this before but forgotten the answer..... someone killing the duck so the duck run for it life? I know that not the answer....
• whereismyrib

  31 Dec 05, 01:05

  Originally posted by renorenal:

  Why did the duck crossed the road?

  What is the answer, renorenal?
• whereismyrib

  31 Dec 05, 01:06

  What is your New Year resolution? My New Year resolution is to push Jokes Forum to be the top forum.
• SBS9828X

  31 Dec 05, 13:30

  Originally posted by renorenal:

  Why did the duck crossed the road?

  becose it wanted to go to the other side?