Let's crack a joke

• whereismyrib

  31 Dec 05, 13:32

  Originally posted by SBS9828X:

  becose it wanted to go to the other side?

  Oh yeah, I think that is the ans. Why I so stupid.
• tut4nkh4m3n

  31 Dec 05, 13:37

  no one's talking here no more.
• whereismyrib

  31 Dec 05, 13:38

  Originally posted by tut4nkh4m3n:

  no one's talking here no more.

  So quiet here lo.
• whereismyrib

  31 Dec 05, 13:51

  Do leave some words here to show your support lo. At least I know you have been here mah.
• whereismyrib

  1 Jan 06, 02:35

  Guys, we make it to the first page of the forums list!
• Pitot

  1 Jan 06, 03:08

  Yea!!
  
  Happy New Year to all in the Jokes Forum and may u be happy always for the next year!
• Sleeping Forest

  2 Jan 06, 18:41

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  Guys, we make it to the first page of the forums list!

  WOOHOO !
• skeujin

  2 Jan 06, 18:49

  ok here goes somethg i heard last ngt.
  
  chinese man goes to kopitiam orders a cup of kopi o
  
  wen its served he stirs it w the spoon in the clockwise direction
  
  malay guy goes to kopitiam order a cup of kopi o
  
  wen its served he stirs it in the anti-clockwise direction
  
  now the question is why?
• Pitot

  2 Jan 06, 22:44

  Originally posted by skeujin:

  ok here goes somethg i heard last ngt.
  
  chinese man goes to kopitiam orders a cup of kopi o
  
  wen its served he stirs it w the spoon in the clockwise direction
  
  malay guy goes to kopitiam order a cup of kopi o
  
  wen its served he stirs it in the anti-clockwise direction
  
  now the question is why?

  er.. y?
• skeujin

  2 Jan 06, 22:46

  Originally posted by Pitot:

  er.. y?

  how do u guys normally post the answers?.. u want it outrite or after some guesses?
• Pitot

  2 Jan 06, 22:47

  Originally posted by skeujin:

  how do u guys normally post the answers?.. u want it outrite or after some guesses?

  ok, we wait until tmr night lar.. den post answer..
• whereismyrib

  2 Jan 06, 22:55

  Originally posted by skeujin:

  how do u guys normally post the answers?.. u want it outrite or after some guesses?

  Hi skeujin,
  
  It is all up to you. You want to release the answers after a few days or after some guesses, or wait till someone answer it correctly .... you decide.
• whereismyrib

  2 Jan 06, 22:57

  Originally posted by skeujin:

  ok here goes somethg i heard last ngt.
  
  chinese man goes to kopitiam orders a cup of kopi o
  
  wen its served he stirs it w the spoon in the clockwise direction
  
  malay guy goes to kopitiam order a cup of kopi o
  
  wen its served he stirs it in the anti-clockwise direction
  
  now the question is why?

  Due to different culture? Use different side of the hand to stir is it?
• skeujin

  2 Jan 06, 23:02

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  Due to different culture? Use different side of the hand to stir is it?

  lets say everythg is identical. down to oni one is stiring clockwise n the other anti clockwise...
  
  WHY?
• whereismyrib

  2 Jan 06, 23:06

  Originally posted by skeujin:

  lets say everythg is identical. down to oni one is stiring clockwise n the other anti clockwise...
  
  WHY?

  Any Malay knows this? Or any kopi o experts know this. Shed some light to the answers.
  
  
• Pitot

  2 Jan 06, 23:07

  Why Why Why?
• skeujin

  3 Jan 06, 23:26

  Originally posted by skeujin:

  ok here goes somethg i heard last ngt.
  
  chinese man goes to kopitiam orders a cup of kopi o
  
  wen its served he stirs it w the spoon in the clockwise direction
  
  malay guy goes to kopitiam order a cup of kopi o
  
  wen its served he stirs it in the anti-clockwise direction
  
  now the question is why?

  answer: to dissolve the sugar lah.....
• Pitot

  4 Jan 06, 00:02

  Originally posted by skeujin:

  answer: to dissolve the sugar lah.....

  
• whereismyrib

  4 Jan 06, 00:17

  Oh my goodness, we think too much liao.
• whereismyrib

  10 Jan 06, 14:28

  Let me make some noise here:
  
  Good Afternoon! It has been raining for the past few days almost non-stop and it disrupts my plans!
• whereismyrib

  14 Jan 06, 19:44

  Yo Pitot, no see you in Jokes Forum lately. How are you now?
  
  Yo Sleeping Forest, no see you in Jokes Forum lately. I know you said you seldom online already. But still wanna ask, how are you now?
  
  Yo Gordonator, seldom see you in Jokes Forum recently. How are you now?
  
  
• whereismyrib

  15 Jan 06, 23:39

  This guy comes in into a bar and saw this pretty girl sitting. So he goes over and says to her, "bond, james bond." She looks up and replies, "lost, get lost"
• Pitot

  15 Jan 06, 23:40

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  This guy comes in into a bar and saw this pretty girl sitting. So he goes over and says to her, "bond, james bond." She looks up and replies, "lost, get lost"

  wtf?
  
  just tell her this.. how abt you sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that comes up?
• Sleeping Forest

  16 Jan 06, 13:45

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  Yo Pitot, no see you in Jokes Forum lately. How are you now?
  
  Yo Sleeping Forest, no see you in Jokes Forum lately. I know you said you seldom online already. But still wanna ask, how are you now?
  
  Yo Gordonator, seldom see you in Jokes Forum recently. How are you now?
  
  

  My life is brilliant.
• whereismyrib

  20 Jan 06, 20:58

  
  
  

  Originally posted by Sleeping Forest:

  My life is brilliant.

  I.C
  
  Your siggy is full of babes. Now I know your life is brilliant le.