Let's crack a joke
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Old liao, it is coffin ...Originally posted by whereismyrib:The maker dosen't need it,
The buyer dosen't use it,
The user uses it without knowing.
WHAT IS IT? -
No hand can ring doorbell?Originally posted by skid:The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang
The door bell, didn't I?"
The wedding is scheduled for Saturday..
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Precisely, no hand, use tt part to ring the doorbell mah ...
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What part??Originally posted by gd4u:Precisely, no hand, use tt part to ring the doorbell mah ... -
Originally posted by gd4u:Old liao, it is coffin ...
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Your momma's so stupid she called you a son-of-a-bitch...
For those who knew where this came from...
"Hey, your mother so fat...that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck! Ok Thank You" -
the part that is needed to be good in bed ... u act blur or wat ...Originally posted by whereismyrib:What part?? -
sleeping forest no longer in sgforums?
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Dunno leh....Originally posted by *Shatterstar*:sleeping forest no longer in sgforums?
Maybe he is busy nowadays.. Hope he can come in and post.......
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What is ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb.... ??
Guess a phrase ..... -
Forget about the past......................you can't do a thing about it
Forget about the future....................you can't predict the future
Forget about the present.................you ain't getting one -
Grandson: how you are grandpa?
Grandpa: I'm good except the knees buckle but the belt wouldn't -
Huh?Originally posted by littlestream:Grandson: how you are grandpa?
Grandpa: I'm good except the knees buckle but the belt wouldn't
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Q. What Do You Call A Woman With Two Brain Cells?
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Last time my closet had very little variety of clothes, especially for going out. Once I went to a orchestral concert with classmates taking Music. I wore this shirt which said 'Mizuno-Sport "something"(i forgot)'. Since I'm not a genius nor am I very sporty one of my friends asked me why I wore a shirt that doesn't really fit my personality. I told him I had only one other choice
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A mom in a hurry taking her 8-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the mom said.
"It's okay, Mom", the boy said. "The police car right behind us did the same thing!" -
so wat is it?Originally posted by whereismyrib:What is ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb.... ??
Guess a phrase ..... -
Here's one!
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Ah Beng had just been enlisted into the army a week ago.
Today, Sgt Lee is introducing the SAR21 to the recruits...
SGT Lee: Ok boys, Co.ck your rifle!
However, as SGT Lee have a damn lousy pronunciation, it is heard as "Co.ck ai- Y- First!"
Suddenly, a loud scream of pain was heard coming from Recruit Ah Beng.
SGT Lee rushed to Ah Beng and found the recruit with his pants down, holding his P.enis.
SGT Lee: Recruit! What the x@#$! are u doing?!!!
Ah Beng *releasing the grip on his p.enis* : "Sir, u said Co.ck ai- Y- First! what! So I twist it to make it as Y as possible lor! "
note: "Co.ck ai- Y- First!" can be translated in Singlish as "P.enis must be slanted first! "
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Carry on with the jokes guys! -
Can you see any c?Originally posted by tys:so wat is it?
So the ans is:
long time no c -
Ah Beng asks Ah Seng : Why does Lee Hsien Loong go for walk in the evening but not morning? Ah Seng: Wah lau Beng... u blur like sotong leh, Mr Lee is PM not AM!
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this is i think de.... when my friend said something about ships......
here it goes
Q : A submarine can support only 20 people. 1 hour later, 19 people and 1 pregnant woman board the submarine. But then the submarine sink. Why is this so? -
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.because submarine is suppose to sink! -
Itchyarmpit... your joke is so cold...
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haha ty......... so ur armpit itchy?
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why a walking cabbage under the sun suddenly disappear ?