Let's crack a joke

• skid

  10 Oct 06, 02:37

  John answers the telephone, and it's an emergency room doctor. The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."
  John says, "My God. What's the good news?"
  The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."
  
  
• skid

  10 Oct 06, 02:41

  Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
  Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
  Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
  Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
  Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
  
  
• skid

  10 Oct 06, 02:44

  Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to crash.
  The pilot says "Well, we only have 3 parachutes, let's give them to the 3 Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them."
  The lawyer says "F**k the Boy Scouts!"
  The priest says, "Do we have time?"
  
  
• whereismyrib

  12 Nov 06, 18:08

  I guess many are preparing for exams so no mood for jokes. Me too.
• whereismyrib

  23 Nov 06, 19:19

  I am thinking of making the name of this forum more relevant. Do you have any suggestion of a better name for this forum?
  
  BE CREATIVE AND RELEVANT!
  
  
• whereismyrib

  28 Nov 06, 22:07

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  I am thinking of making the name of this forum more relevant. Do you have any suggestion of a better name for this forum?
  
  BE CREATIVE AND RELEVANT!
  
  

  How come no one want to response? All satisfied with the current name of the forum?
• whereismyrib

  30 Nov 06, 02:17

  Yo yo... Since nobody gives any suggestions, I decided to change the name of this forum to Jokes and Humour Forum? How is it? Feedback please.
• Gordonator

  1 Dec 06, 23:14

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  Yo yo... Since nobody gives any suggestions, I decided to change the name of this forum to Jokes and Humour Forum? How is it? Feedback please.

  sounds good man.
• whereismyrib

  1 Dec 06, 23:32

  Originally posted by Gordonator:

  sounds good man.

  
  
  Paging for the other two moderators. Where are you all? Long time no see.
• Gordonator

  2 Dec 06, 00:19

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  
  
  Paging for the other two moderators. Where are you all? Long time no see.

  Sleeping forest comfirm AWOL cos long time never see him liao.
• Hamiltonian1125

  12 Dec 06, 13:40

  Take American airline, we fly u straight into ur office
• bryanseb

  14 Dec 06, 12:37

  Once, there's guy called Kai. And the girl called gal. One day at Monday, Kai decided to meet Gal in Kal-lang for a romantic night. Gal accepted. Kai was so happy. In the end, it was another guy, Lang, came to meet gal for a romantic night instead.!.
• WadeFulp

  11 Jan 07, 15:49

  A frog walked into a bar and says: "DAMN! THATS ALOT OF CEREAL!"
• superlibra

  11 Jan 07, 17:37

  here's one for the chinese-reading folks.
  
  
• alvin-ncs

  13 Jan 07, 01:14

  Originally posted by WadeFulp:

  A frog walked into a bar and says: "DAMN! THATS ALOT OF CEREAL!"

  
• Haoz30

  13 Jan 07, 02:41

  A newly appointed Captain took his battleship into sea at night. Suddenly the Captain saw a very bright blinking light heading towards his ship. Realising that they're gonna collide, the Captain made a radio call to the other side.
  
  Captain: This is Captain Babu. Please steer to your left to avoid collision.
  ??? : No, you do it.
  Captain: I repeat, please steer to your left to avoid collision!
  ??? : Nah, you do it.
  Captain: This is Captain Babu of a battleship! I demand you to steer left now to avoid a collision!
  ??? : Well... I'm speaking froma light tower, you make the choice....
  
  My 1st attempt on a joke here. Comments?
• alvin-ncs

  13 Jan 07, 22:02

  Originally posted by Haoz30:

  A newly appointed Captain took his battleship into sea at night. Suddenly the Captain saw a very bright blinking light heading towards his ship. Realising that they're gonna collide, the Captain made a radio call to the other side.
  
  Captain: This is Captain Babu. Please steer to your left to avoid collision.
  ??? : No, you do it.
  Captain: I repeat, please steer to your left to avoid collision!
  ??? : Nah, you do it.
  Captain: This is Captain Babu of a battleship! I demand you to steer left now to avoid a collision!
  ??? : Well... I'm speaking froma light tower, you make the choice....
  
  My 1st attempt on a joke here. Comments?

  
• alvin-ncs

  14 Jan 07, 00:20

  not bad la....
  
  kind of think of it ur joke is funny...
• whereismyrib

  14 Jan 07, 14:00

  A man walks into a bar........... OUCH!
• popikachu

  16 Jan 07, 23:56

  whats the name of this forum before it is call ?
• whereismyrib

  17 Jan 07, 00:48

  Originally posted by popikachu:

  whats the name of this forum before it is call ?

  Jokes Forum
• popikachu

  17 Jan 07, 01:23

  oic
• danielqwe

  2 Feb 07, 23:22

  let mi ask a question
  
  ====|>
  if this is superman flying past,
  
  <|====
  What is this?
  
  
• whereismyrib

  2 Feb 07, 23:25

  Originally posted by danielqwe:

  let mi ask a question
  
  ====|>
  if this is superman flying past,
  
  <|====
  What is this?
  
  

  Welcome to sgForums. And your first post, you have given to my forum. Thanks
  
  Anyone knows the answer?
• danielqwe

  2 Feb 07, 23:44

  hmm.. no1 goin to try??