Let's crack a joke
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..
superman flying present ? -
nope...
the ANS is: SUPERMAN RETURN
HAHA
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ha ha...Originally posted by danielqwe:nope...
the ANS is: SUPERMAN RETURN
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not really meant as a joke , but well, for a spot of humour ..
2 guys are chatting away when they spot a car that stops next to them. a guy steps out and hurriedly opens the passenger door which then reveals a very beautiful woman.
Upon seeing this, the first guy remarks to the second: " Either the girl is new or the car is. "
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Originally posted by danielqwe:nope...
the ANS is: SUPERMAN RETURN
HAHA 
ok la.. quite close.. -
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
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Teacher, "Class, lesson is starting."
Student, "Teacher, I wanna sh*t."
Teacher, "Can't you speak it in a more civilised manner?"
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
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hahahaha...Originally posted by Bontakun:Teacher, "Class, lesson is starting."
Student, "Teacher, I wanna sh*t."
Teacher, "Can't you speak it in a more civilised manner?"
Student, "Teacher, my butt feels like vomiting." -
Soldier: Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies.
Major: Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction !. -
i forgot to come back to this thread. yes this is the ans.Originally posted by freedom4ever:because the stairs is itchy. -
A teacher, garbage collector and a lawyer came before the Gate keeper
GK: in order to go into the heaven u will need to ans a question each, as the heaven was in need of a teacher, he gave a simple question:
Q: Wad was the name of the ship that hit an ice berg and sank
the teacher reply:
A: Titanic
In goes the teacher, as the GK though of the smell that he is gona bring in gave him a harder question:
Q: How many pple die in Titanic
The garbage collector smile and ans
A: 2282
As he got the ans correct, in goes the garbage colletor..
Turning to the lawyer, he asked:
Q: Name all the 2282 who died in the crash..
*this is juz an extract from some other place -
read it somewhr be4.
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nice
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creative
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Originally posted by whereismyrib:Soldier: Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies.
Major: Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction !. -
but sir, theres only the 2 of us....Originally posted by whereismyrib:Soldier: Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies.
Major: Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction !. -
There is no indication in the joke that there are only 2 people. It is just a conversation between one of the soldiers and the major.Originally posted by alvin-ncs:but sir, theres only the 2 of us.... -
Originally posted by whereismyrib:There is no indication in the joke that there are only 2 people. It is just a conversation between one of the soldiers and the major.
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Since it's so quiet here..
What is greater than God,
More evil than the Devil,
The poor have it,
the rich dont need it? -
NOTHING?Originally posted by Runawaylove:Since it's so quiet here..
What is greater than God,
More evil than the Devil,
The poor have it,
the rich dont need it?
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superman returnS?Originally posted by ignito: ok la.. quite close.. -
this thread is very dead yet it survived for 3 yrs liao.
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this itself is a jokeOriginally posted by jay_rocks:this thread is very dead yet it survived for 3 yrs liao. -
Yea. LOl.Originally posted by lageihsif:this itself is a joke