Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss, each day, they noticed the boss left work early.
One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her.
After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening,
spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss!
Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.
"No way," the blonde exclaimed. " I almost got caught yesterday!"
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. What a peaceful & loving couple. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled. My wife quietly said, 'That's once'."
"We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'
"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
"I started an angry protest over her treatment of the horse, while I was shouting. She looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once'.
"And we lived happily ever after."
Irish Cock Fight ...........
The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out behind the parish manse.
He had a c0ck rooster and about ten hens.
One Saturday night the c0ck rooster went missing, and because the priest had heard that c0ck fights occurred in the village, he decided to question his parishioners about it at church the next morning.
At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a c0ck?" All the men stood up. "No, No, " he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c0ck?" All the women stood up. "No, No", he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c0ck that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up. "No, No", he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY c0ck?" All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.