A pregnant woman from Washington DC who's involved in a car accident falls into a coma.
When she wakes up, she sees she's no longer pregnant and asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am you've had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother from Maryland came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my brother... he's an idiot!"
She asks him, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise."
"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew."