Application form for Ah Beng

• poon cho tang

  6 Dec 05, 11:17

  APPLICATION FOR MEMBERSHIP IN CHAP SAR TIAM SECRET SOCIETY
  
  1. NRIC No.: _________________
  
  2. Surname: __________________
  
  3. First name: (please X)
  [ ] Johnson
  [ ] Benson
  [ ] Samson
  [ ] Hamson
  [ ] Janson
  [ ] Other: _________________ (if not ending in son? please explain why)
  
  4. Chinese Name: Ah __________(if not beginning with Ah? Please explain
  why)
  
  5. Age: [ ] Under 35 [ ] Lau Beng
  
  7. Length of Last Fingernail: ________ (cm)
  
  8. Ability to squat for:
  [ ] 1 hour
  [ ] 2 hours
  [ ] more than 2 hours (wah, steady!)
  
  9. Hairstyle:
  [ ] Spiky
  [ ] Dyed with streaks of blond
  [ ] Dyed with streaks of red
  [ ] Two strands dangling in front of eyes
  [ ] Kana mop like that
  [ ] Perm (please state which salon in JB you went)____________________
  
  10. Tattoo of:
  [ ] Tiger
  [ ] Dragon
  [ ] Snake
  [ ] Eagle
  [ ] Hello Kitty
  
  11. Work experience: (please X all that apply)
  [ ] KTV Lounge Bouncer
  [ ] Snooker Hall Attendant
  [ ] Unlicensed Contractor
  [ ] Freelance debt collector
  [ ] Unlicensed bookie
  [ ] Dispute Resolution and Settlement Professional
  [ ] Unemployed
  
  12. Spouse's Name: _________________________
  2nd Spouse's Name: _________________________
  3rd Spouse's Name: (the one in Batam, that one)
  _________________________
  Lover's Name: _________________________
  2nd Lover's Name: (Lorong 69, that pooi-pooi one)
  _________________________
  
  13. Number of children living in household: ____
  Number of children that are actually yours: ____
  
  14. Mother's Name: _________________________ (If not sure, leave blank)
  
  15. Father's Name: _________________________ (If not sure, leave blank)
  
  16. Education: (Circle how many years it took you to finish primary school)
  
  8 9 10 11 12
  
  17. Ability to swear: (please X all that apply)
  [ ] Hokkien
  [ ] English
  [ ] Malay
  [ ] Tamil
  [ ] Cantonese
  [ ] rude hand signs
  
  18. Service performed in previous secret society:
  [ ] Leadership/Tua Tao
  [ ] Junior management/Suay Tao
  [ ] Physical activities/Hooting
  [ ] Dispute Resolution and settlement/Cham Siong
  [ ] Lookout/Kuah Chui
• FireIce

  6 Dec 05, 11:25

  why no indicate "pls stick mugshot here"
• Ray2

  6 Dec 05, 11:41

  Originally posted by poon cho tang:

  16. Education: (Circle how many years it took you to finish primary school)
  
  8 9 10 11 12
  
  

  
• Pitot

  6 Dec 05, 15:12

  
• Patrik

  6 Dec 05, 15:32

  
  Are there stil Ah Bengs ard nowadays??
• elindra

  6 Dec 05, 15:36

  
  
  This is a good one.
  
  How about one for Ah Lians
• BlUe G@rF|eLd

  6 Dec 05, 15:40

  Good Attempt!! Wat a gd one!!!
• Gordonator

  6 Dec 05, 22:54

  I remember seeing this in FHM or MAXIM.
• thinkdifferent

  6 Dec 05, 23:38

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  why no indicate "pls stick mugshot here"

  Because the application form is smaller then a poster.
• whereismyrib

  7 Dec 05, 03:07

  
• kenshin_himura

  7 Dec 05, 04:47

  sae this in one of 8 dae mag.. the last page