Two Nuns
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There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical
(SM), and the other one was known as Sister
Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from
the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been
following us for the past thirty-eight and a half
minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15
minutes at the most? What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to
walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the
only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will
reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You
go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow
us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister
Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell
me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man
couldn't follow us both,so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to
run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast
as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached
me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress
up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down
his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man
with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
say two Hail Marys! -
that's a very old joke.
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I received this email in my army email acc..
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ha ha...Originally posted by Gordonator:that's a very old joke. -