SPEED KILLS
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Three men are sitting at a bar...
The first says: I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds"
The other 2 guys don't know what he's talking about so he reveals: "I bought her a nice Porsche"
The second guy says: "I bought something which goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds"
"That HAS to be a Ferrari - right?"
"Yeah that's right! I bought my wife a nice red Ferrari"
The third one says " I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 200 IN JUST 2 SECONDS!!"
Amazed, the others couldn’t guess. “What did you buy her?” they asked.
There is a long pause until the guy answers.......
“A bathroom scale!” -
Originally posted by Sleeping Forest:Three men are sitting at a bar...
The first says: I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds"
The other 2 guys don't know what he's talking about so he reveals: "I bought her a nice Porsche"
The second guy says: "I bought something which goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds"
"That HAS to be a Ferrari - right?"
"Yeah that's right! I bought my wife a nice red Ferrari"
The third one says " I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 200 IN JUST 2 SECONDS!!"
Amazed, the others couldn’t guess. “What did you buy her?” they asked.
There is a long pause until the guy answers.......
“A bathroom scale!”
that's insulting to the wife