Coversations at the Old Folks' Home

• the Bear

  22 Dec 05, 23:36

  3 residents of the Old Folks' Home were complaining about old age..
  
  the first, a 70 year-old dude lamented:
  
  "Darn it to heck! I can't seem to move my bowels anymore! I wake up at 9am, and my stomach feels bloated. I go to the toilet, I sit there until 10am, NOTHING! It becomes so bad that I have to get an enema! And that's embarassing!"
  
  the second, a 75 year-old countered:
  
  "I wish I had such problems. I can't seem to pee! I wake up at 8am, and go stand at the urinal for an hour! And just a trickle! I'm about to burst and it's just a trickle! The docs said I may need to go for an operation for my prostate, now THAT'S bad!"
  
  the third, an 80 year-old spoke up:
  
  "That's NOTHING! At 8am, I pee like a horse.. LITRES of the stuff. Just like a goddamned fountain. At 9am, I crap like a cow.. until there's nothing left.. I get worried sometimes."
  
  "HUH? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM THEN?" exclaimed the two younger geezers.
  
  the 80 year-old lamented:
  
  "The only problems is, I only wake up at 10am.."
  
  
• Pitot

  22 Dec 05, 23:48

  wtf seah..
• whereismyrib

  23 Dec 05, 11:35

  
  
  Hope when I'm old, I don't have these problems.
• Gordonator

  23 Dec 05, 16:16

  didn't someone post the same thing a while back?
• whereismyrib

  23 Dec 05, 16:19

  Originally posted by Gordonator:

  didn't someone post the same thing a while back?

  Where ?
• cockaholic

  23 Dec 05, 22:24

  Originally posted by Gordonator:

  didn't someone post the same thing a while back?

  yeah i seems to read it be4 too..or did i read it off a web? hmmmm
• Gordonator

  23 Dec 05, 22:36

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  Where ?

  here loh.
• whereismyrib

  24 Dec 05, 11:38

  Originally posted by Gordonator:

  here loh.

  You mean in Jokes Forum? No see leh.
• cockaholic

  24 Dec 05, 14:00

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  You mean in Jokes Forum? No see leh.

  but i sort of saw tis joke be4 oso leh
• whereismyrib

  24 Dec 05, 14:32

  Originally posted by cockaholic:

  but i sort of saw tis joke be4 oso leh

  Maybe not here leh? I do a random search for the same joke, but can't find one leh. Can anyone find it for me?
  
  Nevertheless, we must thank the Bear for the contributions. The more jokes the merrier lo. See we have two moderators enjoying the joke.
• cockaholic

  24 Dec 05, 14:33

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  Maybe not here leh? I do a random search for the same joke, but can't find one leh. Can anyone find it for me?
  
  Nevertheless, we must thank the Bear for the contributions. The more jokes the merrier lo.

  hmmm..i tink u cant find its becoz the joke in inside another joke thread...erm u understand me?
• whereismyrib

  24 Dec 05, 14:35

  Originally posted by cockaholic:

  hmmm..i tink u cant find its becoz the joke in inside another joke thread...erm u understand me?

  Oic. I thought you all meant is in the Jokes Forum.
  
  Nevermind lar, still many people did not notice this joke lo. Post here also can lar. The two moderators were enjoying the jokes some days ago mah.
• cockaholic

  24 Dec 05, 14:42

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  Oic. I thought you all meant is in the Jokes Forum.
  
  Nevermind lar, still many people did not notice this joke lo. Post here also can lar. The two moderators were enjoying the jokes some days ago mah.

  hmm yeah..like u said...the more jokes the merrier...although the same 1 but if its funny den no 1 minds seeing it again
• whereismyrib

  24 Dec 05, 14:45

  Originally posted by cockaholic:

  hmm yeah..like u said...the more jokes the merrier...although the same 1 but if its funny den no 1 minds seeing it again

  Yes.
  
  And Merry Christmas!
• cockaholic

  24 Dec 05, 15:47

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  Yes.
  
  And Merry Christmas!

  lol...yeah thanks!
  
  Merry X'mas to you too!!