Useless Inventions

• Gordonator

  25 Dec 05, 21:59

  
  
  - Waterproof towel
  
  - Waterproof sponge
  
  - Solar powered torch
  
  - Book on "How to Read"
  
  - Pedalled Wheelchair
  
  pls continue...
• whereismyrib

  26 Dec 05, 17:45

  Useless Japanese inventions:
  
  
  
  For more: http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/japanese_inventions/
• whereismyrib

  26 Dec 05, 17:52

  - Black highlighter
• kenlim81

  26 Dec 05, 17:55

  colourless pen lol
• Gordonator

  26 Dec 05, 20:16

  non-stick glue.
• tut4nkh4m3n

  26 Dec 05, 20:21

  microsoft comps.
• Rockhound

  26 Dec 05, 20:23

  Adidas ClimaCool Condoms
• heavenscloud

  1 Jan 06, 05:10

  Battery powered battery charger.
  Fireproof cigarettes.
  Fireproof matches.
• alexkusu

  1 Jan 06, 05:10

  Ejection seats for helicopters
• News

  1 Jan 06, 18:58

  Clothes. : because since many people yearn to see each other naked, clothes are just redundant. Why invent clothes then??
• fudgester

  1 Jan 06, 19:06

  Non-sticky masking tape.
• SBS9828X

  1 Jan 06, 19:17

  Originally posted by alexkusu:

  Ejection seats for helicopters

  
• fudgester

  1 Jan 06, 19:30

  Originally posted by alexkusu:

  Ejection seats for helicopters

  Actually, if I'm not wrong, there's a type of Russian military helicopter which does have ejection seats. When the pilot presses the ejection button, the rotors get blown off first. A few seconds later, the pilot himself gets blown out of the c*ockpit safely.
  
  I don't remember the exact name and model of the helicopter, but I'll post it in Military Nuts if I do find an article on it.
• fudgester

  1 Jan 06, 19:33

  Bingo: found the helicopter with ejection seats. The Kamov KA-50. You can read more about this helicopter here: http://www.aeronautics.ru/archive/vvs/ka52-01.htm
  
  To quote from the website:
  
  

  Another unique Ka-50 feature is the ejection seat - the main rotors are jettisoned before the pilot's seat is ejected. More than 35% of the Ka-50's structure by weight is of composites.

• Gordonator

  2 Jan 06, 00:12

  Originally posted by fudgester:

  Actually, if I'm not wrong, there's a type of Russian military helicopter which does have ejection seats. When the pilot presses the ejection button, the rotors get blown off first. A few seconds later, the pilot himself gets blown out of the c*ockpit safely.
  
  I don't remember the exact name and model of the helicopter, but I'll post it in Military Nuts if I do find an article on it.

  same as the one in James Bond: Golden Eye.
  
  ok back to the jokes.
• phua joo kang

  2 Jan 06, 03:39

  Originally posted by News:

  Clothes. : because since many people yearn to see each other naked, clothes are just redundant. Why invent clothes then??

  Clothes were invented because some bodies look better covered up.
  
• mach10

  4 Mar 06, 14:54

  Originally posted by phua joo kang:

  Clothes were invented because some bodies look better covered up.
  

  nowadays its most bodies...
• Darkness_hacker99

  4 Mar 06, 15:22

  panties. What are they for?
• phua joo kang

  6 Mar 06, 13:23

  Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:

  panties. What are they for?

  1)For those wearing skirts on windy days.
  2)For those who can't afford a decent haircut.
• sand king

  6 May 06, 14:20

  instant water- just add water
  
  fire proof wood- made of keeping people warm only lol. Got heat, no fire.
  
  Mp3 player for the deaf.
  
  tv for the blind
  
  
• meltz

  6 May 06, 14:23

  invisible clothes
• whereismyrib

  6 May 06, 14:39

  Originally posted by meltz:

  invisible clothes

  You mean see through clothes??
• ndmmxiaomayi

  6 May 06, 14:41

  Originally posted by Gordonator:

  - Book on "How to Read"
  
  - Pedalled Wheelchair

  
  
  oxymoron.