"I didn't recognize you."
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>>A middle aged woman had a heart attack and
was taken to the
>>hospital. While on the operating table she had a
near death experience.
>>Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?"
>>God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2
months and 8 days to
>>live."
>>Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in
the hospital and have a
>>Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She
even had someone come
>>in and change her hair color. Since she had so
much more time to live,
>>she figured she might as well make the most of
it. After her last
>>operation, she was released from the hospital.
>>
>>
>>While crossing the street on her way Home,
she was killed by an
>>ambulance.
>>
>>
>>Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I
thought you said I had
>>another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from
out of the path of
>>the
>>ambulance?"
>>
>>
>>(You'll love this!!!)
>>
>>
>>God replied,
>>
>>
>>...................
>>.....................
>>.......................
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>>?????
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>>????.
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>>???..
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>>??
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>>?.
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>>?
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>>"I didn't recognize you." -
somehow i dun like the joke.Originally posted by whereismyrib:>>A middle aged woman had a heart attack and
was taken to the
>>hospital. While on the operating table she had a
near death experience.
>>Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?"
>>God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2
months and 8 days to
>>live."
>>Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in
the hospital and have a
>>Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She
even had someone come
>>in and change her hair color. Since she had so
much more time to live,
>>she figured she might as well make the most of
it. After her last
>>operation, she was released from the hospital.
>>
>>
>>While crossing the street on her way Home,
she was killed by an
>>ambulance.
>>
>>
>>Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I
thought you said I had
>>another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from
out of the path of
>>the
>>ambulance?"
>>
>>
>>(You'll love this!!!)
>>
>>
>>God replied,
>>
>>
>>...................
>>.....................
>>.......................
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>?????
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>????.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>???..
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>??
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>?.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>?
>>
>>
>>"I didn't recognize you."
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I'm sorry my joke makes you cry. It makes me cry also when I see you cry because of my joke.Originally posted by yuko-ogura:somehow i dun like the joke. -
Originally posted by whereismyrib:I'm sorry my joke makes you cry. It makes me cry also when I see you cry because of my joke.
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Originally posted by whereismyrib:I'm sorry my joke makes you cry. It makes me cry also when I see you cry because of my joke.
