Children's Science exam answers
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If you need a laugh, read through these Children's
Science Exam Answers.
These are real answers given by children.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water
can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it
removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead
sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes
them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the
Moon...All water tends to flow towards the moon,
because there is no water on the moon, and nature
hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this
fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you
get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches
puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks
forward to his adultery.
Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of
the cow.
Q: How are the main parts of the body
categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the
brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity...The
brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the
heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains
the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean
Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district
in Rome.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
46 megawatt -
I don't understand the last four q&a. I also don't understand what the 46 megawatt means.
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i only know Caesarean Section means an operation done on a pregnant woman when she got difficulty having natural birth
Benign means kind? -
varicose-very close..so it's nearby.
benign-be nine..9 comes after 8. -
These are good jokes hahaha... small kids have to answer anatomical stuffs somemore, quite deep leh...Originally posted by whereismyrib:If you need a laugh, read through these Children's
Q: How are the main parts of the body
categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the
brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity...The
brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the
heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains
the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean
Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district
in Rome.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Some explanation - a fibula is a bone located in your leg together with the tibia, varicose means a dilated, weakened, tortuous (bulges out from especially the legs) vessel (mostly veins since they hardly have any muscular support), Caesarean Section you guys know ler (it's another mode of delivering babies, only that it is surgical) whereas benign means a localized cancer which won't spread and is relatively much safer (in terms of involvement of other organs) than a malignant (which spreads) cancer.