Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates
and are comparing stories on how they died.
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking
from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy,
and finally died a peaceful death. What about
you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I
suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him
in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself
in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another
woman there somewhere that I started
running all over the house looking. I ran up
into the attic and searched, and down into the
basement. Then I went through every closet and
checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I
had looked everywhere,and finally I became
so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart
attack and died!
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer.
We'd both still be alive
