Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
when they collide. The first old guy says to the
second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I
was going."
Second old guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm
getting a little desperate."
"Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she
look like?"
"Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue
eyes, long legs, very big busted, and she's wearing
really short shorts. What does your wife look like?"
"Doesn't matter, let's look for yours."