i read this joke before, quite funny. please be patience wif my bad english.
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One day, a son asked his dad.
"Dad, what is the difference between fantasy and reality?"
"Ok, I will show you an example." Dad replied.
The dad turns and shouts at his wife, "Darling, what will you do if Brad Pitt offers you $50,000 to sleep wif him?"
"Hell ya, I will fUck Brad!" exclaimed the wife.
"See!" Father told the son. Father turns and shouts at the daughter,
"Sweetie, what will you do if Tom Cruise offers you $50,000 to sleep wif him?"
"YES!!! FATHER!!! I will goes everything for $50K!!!" the elder daughter shouts delightly.
"You see son, in FANTASY, our family is $100,000 richer." said the father.
"But in REALITY, we are living wif a bunch of wh0rEs!"
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ENJOY!
