What's 2 and 2 to you?

• c0mplex

  9 Jan 06, 13:20

  4 person, journalist; engineer; lawyer and accountant, went for an interview. The boss asked each of them "what's 2 and 2 to you?". The journalist, being to the point, answered "It's 22 to me". The engineer, being very precise, said "To me, it's between 3.99999999 and 4.000000001.". The lawyer said "according to past evidences, 2 and 2 must be 4." Next comes the accountant. Before he answered, he went to close the door and returned to the boss and asked him "Depending on what you want, I can make 2 and 2 what you want!". The boss straightaway gave the accountant the job.
• ^spidee^

  9 Jan 06, 13:21

  I don't get it.
• c0mplex

  9 Jan 06, 13:22

  it means that the accountant can forge the accounts to give the boss whatever he wants...
• ^spidee^

  9 Jan 06, 13:23

  Originally posted by c0mplex:

  it means that the accountant can forge the accounts to give the boss whatever he wants...

  oh i see..
• ~Science~

  9 Jan 06, 18:16

  Cunning boss.
• nightzip

  9 Jan 06, 18:22

  So whats 4 and 4 to you?
• TehJarVu

  9 Jan 06, 18:22

  Originally posted by ~Science~:

  Cunning boss.

  dubious accounting
• 105090

  9 Jan 06, 18:42

  The engineer sure is a sore in the eye
• laurence82

  9 Jan 06, 18:43

  Originally posted by ^spidee^:

  I don't get it.

  Knowing the courses, u take, pls go jump down now
  
  kekekeke
• ~Science~

  9 Jan 06, 18:50

  Originally posted by TehJarVu:

  dubious accounting

  If I am that accountant, I will cheat all his money.
• ~Science~

  9 Jan 06, 18:52

  Originally posted by 105090:

  The engineer sure is a sore in the eye

  Real life engineers not like that one. They like to assume and approximate a lot de.
  
  Maybe precision engineer is like that lar.