I wasn't talking to you

• Sleeping Forest

  22 Jan 06, 23:56

  A Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
  
  "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
  
  His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies,
  
  "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
  
  The man says,
  
  "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
• Gordonator

  23 Jan 06, 23:18

  
• freestyle

  24 Jan 06, 23:40

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