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Too many questionsAfter 50 years of happy marriage to Lena, Ole becomes very ill and realizes that he will soon die.
In bed one night, Ole turns to his wife. ‘Lena,’ he asks. ‘When I am gone, do you think you will marry another man?’
Lena gave it some thought. ‘Well, yes,’ she said. ‘Marriage has been good to me and I think that I surely will marry again.’
Ole was taken aback. ‘Why Lena,’ he cried, ‘Will you bring your new husband into our house?’
‘This is a fine house,’ said Lena, ‘Yes, I think we will live here.’
‘But Lena,’ Ole gasped, ‘Will you bring your new husband into our bed?’
Lena said ‘Ole, you made this bed, a good strong bed. Yes! Sure I will bring my new husband into this bed.’
Ole gulped. ‘But Lena,’ he said in a quite voice, ‘...You won't … ah … let your new husband use my golf clubs, will you?’
Lena smiled at her husband. ‘Oh, Ole!’ she grinned, misty-eyed. ‘Of course he won't use your golf clubs! He is left-handed.’