The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by physicists. Tentatively named Administratium(Ad), it has no protons or electrons which means it hasn atomic number of 0 and falls outside the natural patterns exhibited by other elements.
However, it does have 1 neutron, 125 assistants to the neutron, 75 vice neutrons and 111 assistants to the vice neutrons. This gives it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force involving the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called 'memos'. because there are no protons and electrons, Administratium is inert. Nonetheless, it can be detected chemically, in that it seems to impede every reaction in which it is present.
According to one of its discoverers, even a small amount of amount of Administratium makes one reaction which normally lasts less that a second to take more than 4 days. This new element has a half-life of abt 3 years. It does not actually undergo decay. Instead it reorganizes. The assistant neutrons, vice neutrons switch places. Some studies actually indicate that its mass actually increases after each reorganization, although this has yet to be explained.
Another phenomenon which has been observed, as expected from the mechanics of minute particles, is that the more one tries to pin down the position of the vice neutrons within the structure, the more uncertain thos epositions become.
Within a short time of the discovery, labs ard the world confirmed the existence of the new element. A team from Utah using highly sophisticated probability detectors, monitored a stream of memos from a fax mounted device. Dr May B. Yes and her associate Dr May B No said that the details of the experiment were being kept confidential, pending further development of the data. But, they claimed that more memos came out of the device that those that went in!
