A guy in a restaurant says to the waiter:"I'd like to have the fired lobster with french fries and brocoli". The waiter said:"Sorry, we do not have brocoli"
"Never mind" says the guy "I will have the roast duck with roast potatoes, cabbage and brocoli"
Waiter:"Sir, we have no brocoli today"
"In that case, I 'll have the chicken, sproutsm carrots and brocoli"
The waiter:"Listen Sir, how do you spell dog as in dogmatic?"
guy:"D-O-G"
Waiter:"How do you spell cat, as in catastrophe?"
guy:"C-A-T"
waiter:"And what about F.UCK in brocoli?"
guy: "There is no F.UCK in BROCOLI"
Waiter:"Thats what I've been telling you for the past ten minutes, you stupid git!"[/b]