A guy goes into a bar carrying small box. He asks the bartender:"if I show you the neatest thing you've ever seen, will you give me a free beer?"
bartender:"sure! but i got to warn you. I've see a lot of things in my life"
guy"yeah but i bet you nv saw something like this!"
Opening the box, the guy revealed a tiny little person at the piano, jamming away. The guy says:"he plays bach, stravinsky john cage.. heck he plays them all!"
The bartender is mightily impressed! "That is the neatest thing I've ever seen. Where did you get him?"
Guy:"Well I was walking on the beach and found this brass lamp and rubbed it, and a genie came out and granted me a wish"
Bartender:"Do you think i could have a wish too?"
Guy:"Sure there you go" as he hands over the lamp.
The bartender gives it a rub and says:"I WANT A MILLION BUCKS!" and POOF! the bar is full of DUCKS. They're flying around crapping on everything and scaring the hell out of everyone there.
The bartender screams at the man:"Why didn't you tell me that you genie was defective??"
guy:"yep.. hard of hearing.. I didn't ask for a 12-inch pianist, either"
