Bear hunting

• ^spidee^

  12 Mar 06, 14:04

  Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
  The black bear said: "You've got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have rough sex."
  
  Frank decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.
  
  There was another tap on his shoulder.
  
  This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly says: "That was a huge mistake, Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY rough sex."
  
  Again, Frank thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it.
  
  He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
  
  The polar bear says: "Admit it, Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
• alexkusu

  12 Mar 06, 14:11

  /shoots the Bear
• alexkusu

  12 Mar 06, 14:11

  aww...wth..
  
  /shoots Simple_Bear
• 1bigmess

  12 Mar 06, 14:15

  Originally posted by alexkusu:

  aww...wth..
  
  /shoots Simple_Bear

  \
  
  hmm... y u shooting them? r u implying they did something to u b4?
• ^spidee^

  12 Mar 06, 14:25

  Originally posted by 1bigmess:

  \
  
  hmm... y u shooting them? r u implying they did something to u b4?

  
• alexkusu

  12 Mar 06, 14:27

  Originally posted by 1bigmess:

  \
  
  hmm... y u shooting them? r u implying they did something to u b4?

  haih...
  
  i ...i...can.. only say this... bears are not as innocent as they look
  
  i feel violated
• 1bigmess

  12 Mar 06, 14:42

  Originally posted by alexkusu:

  haih...
  
  i ...i...can.. only say this... bears are not as innocent as they look
  
  i feel violated

  
• Gordonator

  13 Mar 06, 22:31

  what will happen when frank shoot the polar bear?
• chunyong

  13 Mar 06, 22:34

  Originally posted by Gordonator:

  what will happen when frank shoot the polar bear?

  well, i dun think he will be alive after he bend over for the polar bear for killing the grizzlybear
• 1bigmess

  13 Mar 06, 22:35

  Originally posted by Gordonator:

  what will happen when frank shoot the polar bear?

  then panda bear appears
  
  after that maybe koala bear
• ^spidee^

  14 Mar 06, 16:16

  Originally posted by 1bigmess:

  then panda bear appears
  
  after that maybe koala bear

  ROFL.
• The man who was death

  14 Mar 06, 16:20

  Must beware of simple bear and the bear in the future
• ^spidee^

  14 Mar 06, 16:21

  Originally posted by The man who was death:

  Must beware of simple bear and the bear in the future

  You into hunting?
• The man who was death

  14 Mar 06, 16:23

  Originally posted by ^spidee^:

  You into hunting?

  I like to tao jiak bear's food like goldilocks
• ^spidee^

  14 Mar 06, 16:24

  Originally posted by The man who was death:

  I like to tao jiak bear's food like goldilocks

  
• LinLing

  16 Apr 06, 20:40

  Originally posted by 1bigmess:

  then panda bear appears
  
  after that maybe koala bear

  Koala bear is too small, I think.
• aku1b0d0

  25 Apr 06, 20:29

  Originally posted by 1bigmess:

  then panda bear appears
  
  after that maybe koala bear

  after that, teddy bear