Taken from talkingc0ck.comShow your creativity to your clients, bosses and business associates! Forget the usual “I am out of the office, so please contact my secretary” messages and try these SUGGESTED “OUT-OF-THE-OFFICE” AUTO EMAIL REPLIES instead:
1. I am currently on leave, so your email has automatically been deleted.
2. I am currently out of the office, undergoing surgery to have my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management.
3. You are receiving this automatic reply because I am currently out of the office. If I were in the office, you probably wouldnÂ’t have received any reply at all.
4. As I am on away on reservist till 30 April, I will be unable to delete any of your useless emails until I return to the office. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
5. Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just emailed me. Please wait by your computer for my response.
6. The e-mail server was unable to verify your server connection and could not deliver this message. Please reboot your computer and try sending again. (When you come back, check your inbox to see how many blur toads followed these instructions.)
7. I will be out of the office until the end of the month for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Roberta' instead of 'Robert'.
8. I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.