Doctor jokes

• whereismyrib

  1 Apr 06, 00:14

  Doc, everywhere I touch myself with my finger it hurts! I touch my side, OUCH! it hurts. I touch my foot, OUCH! it hurts. I touch my head OUCH!!! It hurts!
  
  Doctor's prognosis; Your finger is broken!
• whereismyrib

  1 Apr 06, 00:15

  Hey, Doc! After this operation will I be able to play the piano?
  
  Of course!
  
  That's funny! I never could play it before!
• whereismyrib

  1 Apr 06, 00:16

  Me: Doc, I'm having weird dreams. One night, I dream that I'm a teepee and the next I dream that I'm a wigwam.
  
  Doctor: You're too tense.
• Gordonator

  2 Apr 06, 12:07

  Patient: "Doctor, how come there's always this sharp pain in my right eye everytime i drink coffee?"
  
  Doctor: "Next time remember to take out the spoon before you drink."
• SGpork

  2 Apr 06, 12:09

  Originally posted by Gordonator:

  Patient: "Doctor, how come there's always this sharp pain in my right eye everytime i drink coffee?"
  
  Doctor: "Next time remember to take out the spoon before you drink."

  
  
  
• Gordonator

  2 Apr 06, 12:10

  Patient: "Doctor, for the past 1 year my wife keep thinking she's a chicken."
  
  Doctor: "Why didn't you bring your wife to see me earlier?"
  
  Patient: "Oh, we needed the eggs."
• Gordonator

  2 Apr 06, 12:12

  Patient: "Doctor, for the past 1 year my husband keeps thinking he's a horse."
  
  Doctor: "Why didn't you bring your husband to see me earlier?"
  
  Patient: "Oh, we needed the money he won from the races."