Have a Few Chuckles
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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying, "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days, the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it.He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read, "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry, because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet"?
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
One day, I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open.
I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time"?
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I don't get these twos. Someone explain to me?Originally posted by askxyz:I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry, because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet"?
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
One day, I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open.
I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time"?
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." -
1st one - if the plane hasnt arrived, how can he be there at the counter? so obviously, its not like what the lady said, he is in good hands.Originally posted by LinLing:I don't get these twos. Someone explain to me?
2nd one.. if the line is open 24 /7 it doesnt matter what time zone is it in. -
the 1st 1 is good.
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Man, are you dim..Originally posted by LinLing:I don't get these twos. Someone explain to me?
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1st good
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Man, you are mean.Originally posted by pwnz0r:Man, are you dim.. -
"A man and his wife were looking for a new vehicle and the man (of course) was trying to be frugal, picking out a number of used cars that he felt would fit the bill for what they needed. His wife, on the other hand, was much more chic wanting a nicer vehicle. On and on through the parking lot they went, squabbling over what vehicle was better or not. Finally she lost it. "I don't want a lemon! I'm tired of the old clunkers! I want something nice and sporty! I WANT SOMETHING THAT GOES FROM 0 TO 200 IN SECONDS!!".
He went out and bought her a scale....
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A drunk driver gets stop on the highway by a female officer.
After concluding that he was drunk, the female officer then told the driver that he was under arrest and anything he says now will be held against him.
The drunk man than replied, " Breasts". -
He could have added "your"Originally posted by Pitot:A drunk driver gets stop on the highway by a female officer.
After concluding that he was drunk, the female officer then told the driver that he was under arrest and anything he says now will be held against him.
The drunk man than replied, " Breasts". -
Oh, thank you! If I am dim, I wouldn't had been 1st in class and 1st in stream for the past 5 years! (I'm 12)Originally posted by pwnz0r:Man, are you dim..
And I don't understand jokes very well. Because I am not much of a joker.
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Two men were hiking on a mountain and one of the men falls off. The other man calls 911 and he asks, "I think my friend has died! What should I do?" The operator answers, "First, make sure he is dead." So the guy pulls out a gun and shoots him and says, "OK, heÂ’s dead, now what should I do?"
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humble siaOriginally posted by LinLing:Oh, thank you! If I am dim, I wouldn't had been 1st in class and 1st in stream for the past 5 years! (I'm 12)
And I don't understand jokes very well. Because I am not much of a joker.
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WOW, pls u are only 12 yrs old, all the things you are learning are simple stuff..wait till u get to the hard stuff later on in your life then u know the true meaning of life, silly gerOriginally posted by LinLing:Oh, thank you! If I am dim, I wouldn't had been 1st in class and 1st in stream for the past 5 years! (I'm 12)
And I don't understand jokes very well. Because I am not much of a joker.
Anyway. This is for you. -
no flaming please. this is a joke forum ok?
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Actually I don't know what is happening here. really........
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Qn. If there is a race between a turtle, superman, a smart blond and a brave frenchman, who will win?
Ans. The turtle, because the other 3 doesn't exist. -
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Ans. The turtle, because the other 3 doesn't exist. -
lol, I never study also was the top student in the entire history of my primary school, until today I dun even know if my record got beaten.Originally posted by LinLing:Oh, thank you! If I am dim, I wouldn't had been 1st in class and 1st in stream for the past 5 years! (I'm 12)
And I don't understand jokes very well. Because I am not much of a joker.
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Cool, i like ... nice oneOriginally posted by MohamedF:Qn. If there is a race between a turtle, superman, a smart blond and a brave frenchman, who will win?
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After spending fifteen sexually starved years in an asylum, an inmate escapes. The first female he runs across is a washer-woman hanging up the institution's laundry to dry. He takes her, satisfies his urges and dashes on to freedom. The local newspaper ran the following headline:"NUT SCREWS WASHER AND BOLTS"
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It doesn't means that as I grow older, I grow sillier too.Originally posted by cockaholic:WOW, pls u are only 12 yrs old, all the things you are learning are simple stuff..wait till u get to the hard stuff later on in your life then u know the true meaning of life, silly ger
Ever heard of learning?
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Originally posted by MohamedF:Qn. If there is a race between a turtle, superman, a smart blond and a brave frenchman, who will win?
Ans. The turtle, because the other 3 doesn't exist.