I don't get these twos. Someone explain to me?Originally posted by askxyz:I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry, because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet"?
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
One day, I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open.
I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time"?
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
1st one - if the plane hasnt arrived, how can he be there at the counter? so obviously, its not like what the lady said, he is in good hands.Originally posted by LinLing:I don't get these twos. Someone explain to me?
Man, are you dim..Originally posted by LinLing:I don't get these twos. Someone explain to me?
Man, you are mean.Originally posted by pwnz0r:Man, are you dim..![]()
He could have added "your"Originally posted by Pitot:A drunk driver gets stop on the highway by a female officer.
After concluding that he was drunk, the female officer then told the driver that he was under arrest and anything he says now will be held against him.
The drunk man than replied, " Breasts".![]()
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Oh, thank you! If I am dim, I wouldn't had been 1st in class and 1st in stream for the past 5 years! (I'm 12)Originally posted by pwnz0r:Man, are you dim..![]()
humble siaOriginally posted by LinLing:Oh, thank you! If I am dim, I wouldn't had been 1st in class and 1st in stream for the past 5 years! (I'm 12)
And I don't understand jokes very well. Because I am not much of a joker.
Anyway. This is for you.![]()
WOW, pls u are only 12 yrs old, all the things you are learning are simple stuff..wait till u get to the hard stuff later on in your life then u know the true meaning of life, silly gerOriginally posted by LinLing:Oh, thank you! If I am dim, I wouldn't had been 1st in class and 1st in stream for the past 5 years! (I'm 12)
And I don't understand jokes very well. Because I am not much of a joker.
Anyway. This is for you.![]()
-_-Originally posted by MohamedF:Qn. If there is a race between a turtle, superman, a smart blond and a brave frenchman, who will win?
Ans. The turtle, because the other 3 doesn't exist.
lol, I never study also was the top student in the entire history of my primary school, until today I dun even know if my record got beaten.Originally posted by LinLing:Oh, thank you! If I am dim, I wouldn't had been 1st in class and 1st in stream for the past 5 years! (I'm 12)
And I don't understand jokes very well. Because I am not much of a joker.
Anyway. This is for you.![]()
Cool, i like ... nice oneOriginally posted by MohamedF:Qn. If there is a race between a turtle, superman, a smart blond and a brave frenchman, who will win?
Ans. The turtle, because the other 3 doesn't exist.
It doesn't means that as I grow older, I grow sillier too.Originally posted by cockaholic:WOW, pls u are only 12 yrs old, all the things you are learning are simple stuff..wait till u get to the hard stuff later on in your life then u know the true meaning of life, silly ger
Originally posted by MohamedF:Qn. If there is a race between a turtle, superman, a smart blond and a brave frenchman, who will win?
Ans. The turtle, because the other 3 doesn't exist.