A day in the school
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The class was very noisy just now because there wasn't any teacher, but now everyone suddenly turned quiet. That is because the fiercest teacher in the school had entered the class. Her face is as fierce as a lion which will bite anyone's head off if offended... And if you wanna know more.... follow the lesson.
Students: Good morning, teacher.
Teacher: (shouting)Why is it only good morning? What about afternoon and night????
Students: Good morning, afternoon and night teacher.
Teacher: That is unacceptable! It is too long. Just wish me best regards for my whole day! That is much better as it is easier and full of meaning. And that greeting can also be used for all times.
Students: Best regards teacher!
Teacher: That's better, sit down! Listen. Today I'm going to test you all on words that have the opposite meaning. When I say a sentence or a word, all of you must answer quickly the opposite meaning to the words, understand??
Students: Understood teacher!
Teacher: I do not want any disturbance!
Students: (silence)
Teacher: Clever
Students: Stupid
Teacher: High
Students: Low
Teacher: Popular
Students: Calafare
Teacher: Wrong
Students: Correct
Teacher: Stupid
Students: Clever
Teacher: No
Students: Yes
Teacher: Oh God
Students: Oh Slave
Teacher: Listen to this
Students: Listen to that
Teacher: Quiet
Students: Noisy
Teacher: That's not a question, stupid
Students: This is an answer, clever
Teacher: I'm dead
Students: We're alive
Teacher: I'm lazy to teach
Students: We are hardworking to learn
Teacher: Enough! Enough!
Students: More! More!
Teacher: Stop! Stop!
Students: Start! Start!
Teacher: Why are you people so stupid
Students: Because I am someone clever
Teacher: Lack manners!
Students: Taught enough!
Teacher: O.K. Lesson has ended!
Students: K.O. Lesson has not started!
Teacher: Enough, stupid!
Students: Not yet, clever!
Teacher: Stand up
Students: Sit down
Teacher: I said CALAFARE was wrong!
Students: We said POPULAR was correct!
Teacher: You people are dumb!
Students: We are gifted!
Teacher: All of you must stay back this afternoon!
Students: Released tonight
Teacher: (Keep quiet, gather her books and went out) -
hahaha... this is funny!
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i think i recieve that before as a fowarded email
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The teacher vocab poor, she should have said ...
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we are hopefulOriginally posted by gd4u:The teacher vocab poor, she should have said ...
U r hopless ...
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ok good 1.