One day...........
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*snoooOriginally posted by nightzip:okok, let me start a story too.....
One day.....
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wasnt mine lah. i heard it from somewhr long time ago....Originally posted by littlestream:Wei, wei, wei..........I must keep fit and trim for summer clothings leh. Cannot hide under the jackets liao leh.
Eh, I am impressed with your Bao vs Noodles lah!!! Trust you to come up with something like this!!!! You are the man!!!
u shd hear my original corny riddles....
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Bored at work?.. I find reading the threads (some may be dumb... some are sibeh farney) more interesting than posting sometimes.... Hmmm... Should I be revealing so much about my work attitude here?.. I wonder...Originally posted by littlestream:Oh no, don't worry about it. I was not offended. It's all for fun and tease. I have to be serious at work already so need a little space to let my hair down.
To be honest, there was no joke at all. I was just fooling around. Yah, you can pretty tell that I am bored (at work).
Don't sweat it, okay? 
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hehehehe
Joke/story telling is difficult streamie. I appreciate your attempt to bring a little laughter into our day.
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Post lah. This is after all a Jokes Forum right?Originally posted by skeujin:wasnt mine lah. i heard it from somewhr long time ago....
u shd hear my original corny riddles....
where can u find the biggest bras in singapore?
But darn funny lah, that bao thing. I read until laugh ah, don't know wanna kentok. -
where can u find the biggest bras in sg?......Originally posted by littlestream:Post lah. This is after all a Jokes Forum right?
But darn funny lah, that bao thing. I read until laugh ah, don't know wanna kentok.
BRAS BESAH COMPLEX
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Don't worry about it. I am a thief myself.Originally posted by d3rF:Bored at work?.. I find reading the threads (some may be dumb... some are sibeh farney) more interesting than posting sometimes.... Hmmm... Should I be revealing so much about my work attitude here?.. I wonder...
Yah, I steal employer's time. Not that I am proud of it but really, my kind of work is piece work. Got project, got work. No project, no work.
To maintain/upgrade my sanity, I come in here to get intellectual stimulation. -
Originally posted by skid:hehehehe
Joke/story telling is difficult streamie. I appreciate your attempt to bring a little laughter into our day.
We only fail when we don't try. -
Wah, lucky I have been reading the Da Vinci Code ah!!! No need highlight also I saw the answer liao.Originally posted by skeujin:where can u find the biggest bras in sg?......
BRAS BESAH COMPLEX
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Steady lah, kayu!
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simi kayu? dun get u....Originally posted by littlestream:Wah, lucky I have been reading the Da Vinci Code ah!!! No need highlight also I saw the answer liao.
Steady lah, kayu! -
Boh lah, it's just a rhyme that we use. I don't know myself. My circle of friends (when I was still living in Sg) used it alot then. So, it sort of got stuck in my head. It is supposed to be complimentary.Originally posted by skeujin:simi kayu? dun get u....
I remembered others too like
KLKK - kia lai kia ke (pace about)
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The story continue ...Originally posted by littlestream:Okay, now that I have had time to reflect on my story telling skills, here goes.
Let me try this again.
A asked B "do you wanna be C?"
B replied "no, I wanna be D."
A said "but then E will be upset."
B responded "don't worry about it, F can take care of E."
A retorted "then what about G?"
B said "G can go find H."
B said "G can go find H."
A said “Can J goes too?”
B snapped “Are you crazy? K, L, M, N, O and P will kill me! This is an important mision”
A pled “At least let Q goes with R, S and T”
B gave in “Okay, but V and W must accompany them. It will be safer this way.”
Just B was about to go off, suddenly
A cried “X me! X me!”
B shocked “Y is Z?”
A launched forward “Because I miss U so much!”
~The End~
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wah lau. macham some secret soceity chant....Originally posted by littlestream:Boh lah, it's just a rhyme that we use. I don't know myself. My circle of friends (when I was still living in Sg) used it alot then. So, it sort of got stuck in my head. It is supposed to be complimentary.
I remembered others too like
KLKK - kia lai kia ke (pace about)
and some others which are R-rated.
its so warm tink ill turn on the a/c 2ngt wen i slp -
I thought it is Esplanade?Originally posted by skeujin:where can u find the biggest bras in sg?......
BRAS BESAH COMPLEX
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Originally posted by DeadPoet:The story continue ...
B said "G can go find H."
A said “Can J goes too?”
B snapped “Are you crazy? K, L, M, N, O and P will kill me! This is an important mision”
A pled “At least let Q goes with R, S and T”
B gave in “Okay, but V and W must accompany them. It will be safer this way.”
Just B was about to go off, suddenly
A cried “X me! X me!”
B shocked “Y is Z?”
A launched forward “Because I miss U so much!”
~The End~
I must be crazy to post this. 
Oh, you ARE good, man!!!! I must give it to you.......to continue the story with much oomph.
You can clearly tell apart.........a novice (Littlestream) and a pro (DeadPoet). -
Nite nite skeujin! Have a great weekend!!!Originally posted by skeujin:wah lau. macham some secret soceity chant....
its so warm tink ill turn on the a/c 2ngt wen i slp
I am having a long weekend. It's a holiday on Monday, Queen Victoria's bday, I think. Well, we call it Victoria Day, anyways.
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in a distance away chatting , Z and Y stroll in with the earlier asking "is X able to handle the job?"Originally posted by DeadPoet:The story continue ...
B said "G can go find H."
A said “Can J goes too?”
B snapped “Are you crazy? K, L, M, N, O and P will kill me! This is an important mision”
A pled “At least let Q goes with R, S and T”
B gave in “Okay, but V and W must accompany them. It will be safer this way.”
Just B was about to go off, suddenly
A cried “X me! X me!”
B shocked “Y is Z?”
A launched forward “Because I miss U so much!”
~The End~
I must be crazy to post this.
Y replies "no worries, W and V will handle it"
Z exclaims "didnt U have T, S, R and Q to do it"
Y explains "Ok, before I brought P, O, N, M, L, K and J into the picture, it has always been H, G and them doing it"
Z questions "What is going on here? how abt F, E, D? C is the best person to do it"
Y replies "u can go ask A and B since they are here"
A whispers to B "better dun be C" -
I don't understand why BRAS BESAH COMPLEX leh. Besah got any meaning?Originally posted by skeujin:where can u find the biggest bras in sg?......
BRAS BESAH COMPLEX
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Actually I dun understand these two parts.Originally posted by DeadPoet:The story continue ...
B said "G can go find H."
A said “Can J goes too?”
B snapped “Are you crazy? K, L, M, N, O and P will kill me! This is an important mision”
A pled “At least let Q goes with R, S and T”
B gave in “Okay, but V and W must accompany them. It will be safer this way.”
Just B was about to go off, suddenly
A cried “X me! X me!”
B shocked “Y is Z?”
A launched forward “Because I miss U so much!”
~The End~
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The 2 parts of continuation sounds like trouble is being pushed here and there by a very large group of people?? How come it sounds so familiar ??
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B is Bond, James Bond.
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wow , u guys are so creative even alphabete can use to form jokes , i think muz learn from you all
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Who is going to break their code? There are secret code inside. The first one to break will get ........Originally posted by Unidentified:wow , u guys are so creative even alphabete can use to form jokes , i think muz learn from you all -
Wah piang eh, steady lah, kpkb. The story started from A to Z and now can go back from Z to A.
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can't believe this thread make it to page 2 despite the fact i don't really understand the joke.