Men are like...........
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1. Laxatives . They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Weather . Nothing can be done to change them..
4. Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
7. Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. -
Eh, don't blind me hor. I didn't write this up. I got it in my inbox this morning.
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bravo. so true.
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Men are like...
your mum. -
5. Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
What if it is black chocolate? Very bitter.... -
Originally posted by littlestream:1. Laxatives . They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Weather . Nothing can be done to change them..
4. Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
7. Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. Good thought..I am speechless.
I selectively ask, so how long you wanted then you can be satisfy you
Mine limited...
No. 2 may no be proper..I thought older is wiser? -
I a bit lost. What limited, what satisfy you???Originally posted by king108: Good thought..I am speechless.
I selectively ask, so how long you wanted then you can be satisfy you
Mine limited...
No. 2 may no be proper..I thought older is wiser? -
Originally posted by whereismyrib:I a bit lost. What limited, what satisfy you???
Only man know..the older the shorter limit.. -
Oh.....Originally posted by king108: Only man know..the older the shorter limit.. -
Hmm..those 2 are pretty accurate I suppose.Originally posted by littlestream:6. Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
8. Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.
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4. Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
correct
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Originally posted by whereismyrib:Oh..... Don't be so like that leh..I know mine old..but still can shot..although a bit of rusty..Prastise more will make perfect..
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Originally posted by king108: Don't be so like that leh..I know mine old..but still can shot..although a bit of rusty..Prastise more will make perfect..