Cold Jokes...
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Heres a one from my friend
Which animal has the biggest breast?
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da xiong ? big breast ?
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cammel??
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this might be funnier if we knew the punch line.
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heres a clue...the last letter in the alphabet is in the name of the animalOriginally posted by rathcycle:da xiong ? big breast ? -
here another
Why does LHL take a walk in the park in the evening but not in the morning?
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Sibei Lame, cos he is PM, not AM ....Originally posted by StarPuppy:here another
Why does LHL take a walk in the park in the evening but not in the morning? -
ZeBRA LOL!!!!!Originally posted by StarPuppy:heres a clue...the last letter in the alphabet is in the name of the animal -
.. really cold sia ...
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lol wth
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Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says,
"OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person...
because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little fucker on your knee!" -
what do u get when u add two xiao-bai together?
a: xiao-bai-two (u must know mandarin to understand this) -
Wah kao, no need air con liao lor ...
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it may be freezing *sneeze*
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er.. cos he wanna accompany his son?Originally posted by StarPuppy:here another
Why does LHL take a walk in the park in the evening but not in the morning? -
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Cos he is PM !Originally posted by StarPuppy:here another
Why does LHL take a walk in the park in the evening but not in the morning? -
Originally posted by littlestream:
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Three guys are discussing women. "I like to watch a woman's tits best," the first guy says.
The second says, "I like to look at a woman's ass." He asks the third guy, "What about you?"
"Me? I perfer to see the top of her head." -
Which animal leh?Originally posted by StarPuppy:Heres a one from my friend
Which animal has the biggest breast? -
ZeBRA.Originally posted by askxyz:Which animal leh? -
one night ah bao got killed
the very next day, they went to arrest the killer
a guy called ah tou was arrested..
why? -
tou sa (kill) bao.Originally posted by StarPuppy:one night ah bao got killed
the very next day, they went to arrest the killer
a guy called ah tou was arrested..
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Cold indeed.............