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> > > An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she
> has
> > > missed her period for two months. Very worried,
> the
> > > mother goes to the drugstore and buys a
> pregnancy kit.
> > > The test result shows that the girl is
> pregnant.
> > >
> > > Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who
> was
> > > the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
> > >
> > > The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
> Half an
> > > hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their
> house; a
> > > mature and distinguished man with grey hair,
> > > impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit,
> steps out
> > > of the car and enters the house.
> > >
> > > He sits in the living room with the father, the
> mother
> > > and the girl, and tells them, "Good morning.
> Your
> > > daughter has informed me of the problem.
> However, I
> > > can't marry her because of my personal family
> > > situation, but I'll take charge.
> > >
> > > If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two
> retail
> > > stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a
> $1,000,000
> > > bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will
> be a
> > > couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank
> account. If
> > > it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000
> each.However, if
> > > there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I
> do?"
> > >
> > > At this point, the father, who had remained
> silent,
> > > places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and
> tells
> > > him, "Then you try again."
