Magical Pool
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Once upon a time, 3 guys were hiking up in the woods when they got lost. They've been lost for 6 hours and night is begining to fall. They were tired, hungry and can't see anything through the darkness of the forest. Then suddenly, they saw a glimmer of light at a distance. The ran towards it and saw a beat-up old inn.
1st guy (a believer in the super natural): "There shouldn't be an inn here."
2nd guy (a businessman): "Man, this place is beat-up, I wouldn't stay here even if the company pays me."
3rd guy (a rude guy): "Who gives a sh*t of what you think!!! I'm tired and I don't care if this shi*ty old inn is haunted, I going in."
Following the 3rd guys lead, they went in and shared a room. Before they went to sleep, they asked the old lady who runs the inn if the inn had a bathroom.
The old lady: "I'm sorry, this inn is old and doesn't have one. But there is a magical pool at the back. You just yell out what you want while jumping in and the pool will be filled with what you yelled. So I suggest you ask for warm water. Good night gentlemen." The old lady walked off.
3rd guy: "That old bit*h went and lost her mind."
2nd guy: "Hey, give the old lady a break, at least we got the bath for free... Some places we have to pay."
1st guy: "Haha, wonder if what the old lady says is true."
They went to the back and saw a small pool but all empty.
3rd guy: "What the fcuk!!! This shi*ty old hotel doesn't even have a water in the pool"
1st guy: "Hmmm... I wonder."
2nd guy: "Wait wait wait, What you think you're doing!!!?"
The 1st guy jumped jumped into the empty pool and yelled "banana", and he landed in a pool full of banana.
1st guy: "HAHAHAHA!!!! The old lady was right!!!"
He grabed some of the bananas out of the pool as much as he can carry and once again the pool was empty.
The second guy did the most obvious thing and yelled "MONEY!!!" and he landed in a pool full of money.
2nd guy: "I'm RICH!!!!"
He grabed as much money as he could out of the pool and the pool became empty once again.
Following the 2nd guy's lead, the 3rd guy intened to do the same thing. He backed up to get a running start and ran into the pool. But suddenly, he slipped on a banana peal at the edge of the pool and instinctively yelled "SH*TTTTTTT!!!"
The End.
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Was the joke too complicated
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heard before. so many variants of it....... but urs dragged it a bit long lah.
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ya lor.. very draggy...
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i didn't read cos it's just too long. a good joke should be short and sweet. perhaps u will like to shorten it.